@ask Dr Hardlicker

Good evening everyone. I hope you are comfortable wherever you happen to be listening from. Tonight I'll be answering a few letters that have been sent in by curious people that need some helpful advise.

First up we have a letter here from MoonYU and he asks.

Dr Hardlicker,

The other players call me names like, noob, beach bum, & crate pussy. These names are deserved of course but it still hurts my feelings. What can I do to stop them calling me these names?

Good question MoonYu and the answer is surprisingly simple, learn to play.

Next up we have a letter from Xpire and he asks.

How do you know when it's time to upgrade?

Again excellent question. I would suggest that you start with whenever your armour is so stained with blood that you can't remember what colour it is then it's time to get yourself some new threads.

And that's all we have time for tonight but be sure to leave any questions for Dr Hardlicker and I'll be sure to answer them in next weeks episode.

Disclaimer: Dr Hardlicker isn't a real doctor and his advice shouldn't be followed by anyone.

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Beg for help!

Already told you, am workin on it.
One Veil to bind all goats.
Currently in playtesting but they have problems getting off the beach.
@soon

And i also have a question to Dr.Hardlicker.

Dr Hardlicker is li-ion here to stay in powertools or is it just a fad soon to be replaced by lipo?

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Väkirauta wrote:

Dear Dr. Hardlicker,

I'm having a hard time softening down my manly parts, what would you suggest?

stop reading your playgirls

And we're back on the airwaves.

Good Evening all, the feedback from last's night broadcast was generally positive so I'm going to bring the next show forward to right now.

First up, the general support of the community to reach out and help MoonYu get through a difficult stage of the game has been inspiring. So far two players who have asked not to be named, have offered to personally escort him to Hillock so they can get a good seat at what will surely be a one sided contest. Everyone loves an underdog, except if it gets turned into a grease spot.

Now for tonight's show.

A question from Lachdanan and he asks "Why is my penis funnier than vaginas?"

Tricky question but I'm going to go with. You're penis isn't supposed to be that colour and you need to speak to a doctor, a real doctor. Good luck with that.

Next up JohnGrammaticus asks "Are Lion power tools needing liposuction?"

Well I'm no expert on the subject but I reckon Lithium-ion batteries are here to stay. The safety aspect of an overcharged and overheated battery is a real concern considering that unlike other rechargeable batteries, Li-ions have a flammable eletrolite than can be unstable causing it to burst into flames. An example I can think of in Breaking Bad, Walter was able to short out a transforming terminator in toaster form causing everyone in the vicinity to go about their daily business really quickly.

Time to move on from that with a great question from Väkirauta and he asks "how do I soften my manly parts?"

I happen to be an expert in this field so I can suggest a few ways. Firstly the internet is your friend here. Look up images of Rosie O'Donnell or any member of the English Royal Family and your wang will revert to it's normal form. Or you can try out the way my dog does it and rub yourself against anything that is slower than you.

That just leaves us with Pavshaus and his home workshop for the belligerently anti-vegetarianism and overeager BBQ society.

To that I say. Great job there young robot, you're truly fulfilling your mission objective.

And on that note I'm signing off and hope to see more questions for Dr Hardlicker in the next exciting episode. Till then, Be good. If you can't be good then don't get caught on camera.

well played, gg

Doc,

A car just literally rolled past my house at 10pm at night with no headlights on and the engine switched off. What if they plan a break-in whilst I am sleeping?