Help unemployed fool with a Beta key?

I just found out about this game recently on Reddit and have gotten really excited!
The community seems awesome and the game itself even better!
I would like to be remembered as someone who got into this game before it became open beta (yes, I'm admitting that I'm bit of a hipster...).
I can't afford a key right now, even if it's only 10$... so I'm asking this great community if one of you could spare me a Beta key, PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE!!!
If so, I will give you all of the Internets and burn an effigy in your name!







Promise not legally binding ;D