Hihoha

I'm the new Hardlicker around here. So get out of my way will you?

No way. It's my name now. Please go away.

Who are you and what do you want from me?

You are just a wannabe. Please leave these forums and this thread. Thank you.

He's definitely cracked, a result of my spoilers no doubt.

High compliments there.
I learned from the best.

Good morning guys. My first good nights sleep in a while has come at a cost I see. My therapist had warned me that this might happen. When the voices in my head would eventually break free and take on persona's all of their own.

As for the charge of being in said state of cracked. Well this isn't anything new, I've always been kinda cracked, broken, bent and strange, It's just part of the package.

Now to address my new impersonator / stalker. This is a new experience for me. They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery but they also say don't swim for up to 30 minutes after eating. I always thought I was my biggest fan but it turns out I could be wrong about that.

As they say in the classics: If you can't get along with yourselves on a deserted tropical island then you shouldn't ever try to imitate inertia.

A other one of you? Why cruel world why..

I'm the real one and these two are just cold wannabes.

P.S you got a appointment with your therapist tomorrow at 5 pm.