Beta Key - Win with good jokes
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So yeah, write some good joke on this thread and after 5 posts I'll judge which one is the best -> Key acquired.
Last edited by IXNooBI on Jan 18, 2013, 12:46:47 PM
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One whore says: Mainz ist ein Drecksloch!
Other whore says: Meins auch! Should i translate? xD Last edited by maidmus on Jan 18, 2013, 12:49:19 PM
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A man says to a friend, ''My wife is on a three-week diet.''
''Oh, yeah? How much has she lost so far?'' ''Two weeks.'' | |
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violets are red, roses are gray, this poem does not rhyme, i am colorblind.
Later edit: wait it actually rhymed xD Last edited by norby1593 on Jan 18, 2013, 12:51:20 PM
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" You should ;) | |
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What’s the difference between Call of Duty: Black Ops and a restaurant?
A restaurant usually has a good host and servers that work. | |
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The Camels
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don't feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo? | |
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?". | |
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cannibals are sitting together, eating and sharing a clown for lunch. Suddenly, the one cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you??!"
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An arab at the airport:
- Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no… I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn’t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer runs too fast. |
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