Favorite quotes from frequent off topic posters

"You can't bash someone else's shitty taste in music when you listen to 'grindcore'" -TheWretch̢
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Fire_Kid wrote:
I can't believe its not butter!


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Hardlicker wrote:
I can't believe you ate it!
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I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
You're living in the past it's a new generation
A girl can do what she wants to do and that's
What I'm gonna do
An' I don't give a damn ' bout my bad reputation


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Fire_Kid wrote:
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me


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I don't give a damn
'Bout my reputation
I've never been afraid of any deviation
An' I don't really care
If ya think I'm strange
I ain't gonna change
An' I'm never gonna care
'Bout my bad reputation


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Fire_Kid wrote:
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me


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Knock it off up there you damn hippies!
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Look we got another one, just like the other ones
Another bad ass, another troublemaker

I'm scared, ain't you boys scared?
I wonder if he's gonna show us what bad is?
Boys, we got a man with a dog collar on
You think we oughta throw ol' Spike a bone?


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Fire_Kid wrote:
Well, here's another misfit, another Jimmy Dean
I bet he's got a motorbike, what do y'all think?
Bet if we be good we'll get a ride on it if he ain't too mad about the future
Maybe we oughta help him see the future ain't what it used to be


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Moonyu wrote:
Well, can you tell me 'bout life, Spike?
Boy, I wanna know
I might need me a dog collar, too, boy

I might like it, it might feel good
I might see the world a whole new way
I might be a brand new man
I might be one bad motherfucker


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might say, I might say bow wow
I might say bow, I might say bow wow
Or I might say, I might say
Might say, might say fuck it


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QUIET! I'm trying to watch Kindergarten Cop!
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Moonyu wrote:
Where I'm from, they call it a left-handed compliment. They don't have a name for it in England: it's too ingrained in their culture.

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TheWretch wrote:
We got four songs. I don't wanna walk around with you, I don't wanna be learned, I don't wanna be tamed and I don't wanna go down to the basement.

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Fire_Kid wrote:
I'm the trouble starter, punking instigator.
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated.
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated.
Yeah, I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
I'm the self-inflicted, punk detonator.
Yeah, I'm the one invented, twisted animator.
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
starter... starter... starter...

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VictorDoom wrote:
I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why shouldn't it be true?
I get a kick out of brew

"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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Hardlicker wrote:
What have I wrought? I only meant to promote science and prove that man is not mortal! But now this monster has been unleashed on the world and its all Moon's fault!


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VictorDoom wrote:
We get it already. Moon's to blame for everything. Now get back in there and make us some women! Three sons ain't getting it done.



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Moonyu wrote:
Wait a minute! I'm quoting myself again?"



*face palm*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKqhDFhNHI
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MoonYu, don't you even think of making fun of me anymore!


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Moonyu wrote:
I'm thinking about it.


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Grrrrrrrrr!


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Fire_Kid wrote:
I can play?
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Moonyu wrote:
Yeah. I say, give me a haircut that says, 'I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.'

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Lachdanan wrote:
Yak's milk. Milking a yak isn't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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