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" Deceptionist wrote: If you look at your reflection in the bottom of a well what you see is only on the surface If you try to see the meaning hidden underneath the measure of the depth can be deceiving The bottom has a rocky reputation You can feel it in the distance the deeper down you stare From up above it's hard to see, but you know when you're there On the bottom words are shallow - on the surface talk is cheap You can only judge the distance by the company you keep In the eyes of the Confessor	Posted by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014, 3:18:33 PM
" Hardlicker wrote: So I have a new son and have been given many gifts because of it. I like most of them and I understand that people want to help, but the educational videos Moon sent me are just frighting! Spoiler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FviRTwFAnTk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypAdeXFeiTk Just want them to be raise right. Got a problem with that?	Posted by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014, 3:31:32 PM
" Moonyu wrote: PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/ https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/ World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950 Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral	Posted by VictorDoom on Apr 17, 2014, 10:47:00 AM Quote this Post
" VictorDoom wrote: Oh, the gas isn't for you Seymour, it's for me. You see, I wanna really enjoy this. " Moonyu wrote: You thought, you thought... just go! Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well you're still wet behind the ears. It's not subdural hematoma, it's epidural! Ha! God damn that makes me mad! " Deceptionist wrote: Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has. That's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature. "Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"	Posted by Hardlicker on Apr 20, 2014, 1:10:30 AM Quote this Post
" God wrote: This is no fun when you guys make up the quotes. Oh, and I never said anything like this, and the person writing this is either Chris-ian or Atheist "You can't bash someone else's shitty taste in music when you listen to 'grindcore'" -TheWretch̢ Last edited by Fire_Kid on Apr 20, 2014, 1:27:36 AM	Posted by Fire_Kid on Apr 20, 2014, 1:27:14 AM Quote this Post
" Fire_Kid wrote: All brawn and no brains And all those nice things And you finally got what you want Someone to look good with And light your cigarette Is this what you really want? I figured out what you're all about And I don't think I like what I see so I hope I won't be there in the end If you come around	Posted by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014, 4:57:02 AM
" Hardlicker wrote: Some things will never change They just stand there looking backwards Half unconscious from the pain It may seem rearranged In the backwater swirling there is Something that'll never change	Posted by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014, 4:58:59 AM
" Lachdanan wrote: This wish is true. It falls into pieces new. The goat is you. The goat is you.	Posted by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014, 5:02:40 AM
" Moonyu wrote: Fire_Kid, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Fire_Kid. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Fire_Kid. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right,Fire_Kid. It's a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good. " Fire_Kid wrote: Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing Analytically, I assault, animate things Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding Casually create catastrophes, casualties Cancelling cats got their canopies collapsing Detonate a dime of dank daily doin dough Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low Eatin other editors with each and every energetic Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette Furious fat fabulous fantastic Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics Gift got great global goods gone glorious Gettin godly in his game with the goriest Hit em high, hella height, historical Hey holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy Imitators idolize, I intimidate In a instant, I'll rise in a irate state Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jockin joints Justly, it's just me, writin my journals Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of ink on Karate kick type brits in my kingdom Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is Learned lame louses just lose to my livery My mind makes marvelous moves, masses Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered Niggas nap knowin I'm nice naturally Knack, never lack, make noise nationally Operation, opposition, off, not optional Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals Perfected poem, powerful punchlines Pummelling petty powder puffs in my prime Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it's Quannum Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got uh Really raw raps, risin up rapidly Riding the rushing radioactivity Super scientifical sound search sought Silencing super fire saps that are soft Tales ten times talented, too tough Take that, challengers, get a tune up Universal, unique untouched Unadulterated, the raw uncut Verb vice lord victorious valid Violate vibes that are vain make em vanished ? well would a wise wordsmith just Weaving up words weeded up, I'm a workshift Xerox, my X-ray-diation holes extra large X-height letters, and xylophone tones Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws Yesterday's lawn yards sell our (yawn?) Zig zag zombies, zoomin to the zenith Zero in zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme ZEA-LOTS!.... "Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"	Posted by Hardlicker on Apr 24, 2014, 9:19:04 PM Quote this Post
" Hardlicker wrote: IF MOTHS HAD EYES, WOULD THEY BE HAPPIER? HOW DO THEY KNOW THEYRE NOT DEAD? CAVEMEN, HUNTING FOR FOOD, BUT NOT BEFORE THEY CUT THE HAIR ON THEIR HEAD WHAT WOULD LAST LONGER IN DINASOUR TIMES, A BLIND MAN WOULDNT STAND A CHANCE NOT WITH ALL THOSE ROCKS ABOUT ID RATHER BE A BLIND MOTH I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/ https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/ World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950 Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral	Posted by VictorDoom on Apr 24, 2014, 9:40:32 PM Quote this Post