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There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
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There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
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Posted byUpandatemon Mar 24, 2014, 6:15:08 PM
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Remember when I won a screenshot contest and made everyone butt-hurt? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Posted byWraeclastianon Mar 24, 2014, 6:20:43 PM
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Posted byXendranon Mar 24, 2014, 9:07:40 PM
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I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
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Which one of you disrespectful men been tossing his dirty drawers in the kitchen trash can, huh? From now, I want my kitchen clean, all right? Germ free!
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I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.
zombiedismembermentfuckyeah!
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Posted byRandallMournon Mar 24, 2014, 9:50:43 PM
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I use to play that alien on T.V. Yeah it ain't so funny now that they landed. Weren't the little green fuckers we thought they were. They were eight feet tall, they were black and they were pissed!
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Posted byDeletedon Mar 25, 2014, 3:49:20 AM
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I got one.
She's mine.
You can't have her.
She snores anyway.
- Charan
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Posted byDeletedon Mar 25, 2014, 9:01:11 AM
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Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Upandatem, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.
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How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?
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I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me.
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If God didn't want things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
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I am one gay black kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown.
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Last words? How's aboot: "Get me the fuck out of this chair!" How's that for last words?
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlickeron Mar 25, 2014, 9:17:40 AM
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My grandfather died in a concentration camp
he fell off the guard tower
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoomon Mar 25, 2014, 10:04:27 AM
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Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit was fading, and the suppositories had yet to melt.
[moans loudly, doubles over]
I'm no longer constipated.
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
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Posted byUpandatemon Mar 25, 2014, 11:56:58 AM
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