This discussion happened in global chat when talking about elemental damage today

A lvl40 ninja-looter hardcore ranger and diablo 3 enthusiest was teaching noobs in global chat about elemental damage.

”Before the discussion begins," she demanded, "you must get on your knees and worship nature and accept that nature has given us everything we had known and was the greatest aspect of our life, even greater than God!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, cold crit Templar champion who had 1500 hours played and understood the necessity of war and didn't ninja loot while in combat stood up and held up an arrow.

”Do you know where this arrow came from, heretic?”

The arrogant ranger smirked and smugly replied “Wood from a tree and metal from the earth, you stupid zealot”

”Wrong. It’s creation was willed by God. If it was merely made from trees and the earth, and natures will as you say, is real… then it would of never been created to send gods children back to him”

The ranger was visibly shaken, and dropped her quiver and gem of poision arrow. She stormed out of the room crying those elitist cookie-cuttery tears. The same tears casuals cry for the "streamers” (who today are recognized in global chat) when they jealously try to claw justly earned attention from the deserving top build creators. There is no doubt that at this point our ranger, tooskilledforyou , wished she had pulled herself up by her 15% movespeed boots and become more than an elitist attention-whoring ranger. She wished so much that she had a deaths harp to shoot herself from embarrassment, but she herself had traded one away!

The students applauded and they all became Templars that day and accepted God as their lord and savior. A goatman named “Awefur” lept into the room and perched atop the rejuvenation totem and shed a tear on the quiver. The Oath of the Templar was read several times, and Chris(Dev) himself showed up and enacted a 10% exp boost throughout the server.

The ranger lost 10 levels and was moved to the default server the next day. She died of the gay plague viper strike and was sealed away in the Vaal temple for all eternity.

I enjoyed that

I'm curious, what happens you shoot yourself from a Death's Harp? Do you gain a clone?

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CanHasPants wrote:

I'm curious, what happens you shoot yourself from a Death's Harp? Do you gain a clone?

You accidently the whole life.