Tales of the Reep

I am thinking we need a thread for the tales of your latest rip

Ill go first ^^

I just died
I saw it coming
I knew there were no way out
I clicked the town portal
I saw the monkey jump
Hover for a moment
And then make the most perfect slam dunk on me
I have
ever
Seen
I didn't even click resurrect right away
I had to go over the countless ways I could have survived
Portal earlier
Look at the damn UI ^^
Look at the damn boss
Look at myself damn it :D
Or at any point could I have just logged out

Time to re roll!!

//ChrisEQ