The Sky Is Falling: A List.

Deleted due to me being shitfaced.
HAIL SATAN!
Last edited by tramshed on Nov 27, 2013, 2:19:56 AM
Doubletap that suck baby!

Should I make unique entries for each one? It seems like itll get excessive.
HAIL SATAN!
"Steam is going to eat my children" seems to be popular recently.
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tpapp157 wrote:

Candlestick Makers


what the hell man ?:(
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"Should delete this one, but I like the sound of its flavor."
HAIL SATAN!
Last edited by tramshed on Nov 27, 2013, 2:20:21 AM
Bring the whine fellows, I know you have it in you. Tell me what you hate.
HAIL SATAN!
I'm semi drunk. Fuck longer than 2 sentence posts.
Updated for steam eating babies.
HAIL SATAN!
There are two kinds of people in the world. Im the right kind


I WILL INVEST MUSKETBALLS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR CHEST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QWL5wM73V0
HAIL SATAN!
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tramshed wrote:
Im semi drunk so I figured id make a list of all the things I can remember that people said were going to break POE forever irreversibly.

EDIT: If your bitch is in this list, its probably fucking wrong.

Monster Damage Buff
Player Life Buff
Chaos Inoculation Nerf
Desync
Paid Stash Tabs
Various Uniques
RMT
Lack Of An Auction House
Most Of The Skill Tree changes
Multiboxing
Magic Find
Party Play
Trading On The Party Board
Addition Of Avatar Of Fire
Removal Of Avatar Of Fire
Super Wilson Bros.
Discharge
Lightning Arrow
Rain of Arrows being garbage
Rain of Arrows being overpowered (a week later)
Freezing Pulse
Spork Totem
Maps
Crafting
New Leagues
$1000 Create-a-Unique
Razer
Trap Changes
Passive tree changes
Duelist buff
Inner Force nerf
Reflect
Kole
Vaal
Piety
Fetid Pool
EXP loss
EXP loss nerf
Kaom's Heart
nerfing Kaom's Heart
Legacy Kaom's Heart
Kaom's Heart still existing
Complaining
Complaining about complaints
Fanboys
Haters
Trolls
Candlestick Makers (fuck if I know, but Im willing to bet its true)
Spork
The Bloodmagic Fix
The Map system being too difficult
The Map system being too easy
The Map system being too complex
The Map system being the Map system
Having to make alts to progress
Not having to make alts to progress
Having alts that are complete shit
Skilldrasil, Skill Tree of Legend
Standard's broken-as-fuck economy
Standard being too hard
Standard being too easy
Just... Standard in general, really
4-month leagues starting
4-month leagues ending
Refusal to accept P2W
Refusal to accept some of GGG's current practices as P2W
poe.xyz.is
Moderators
Moderators being abusive
Alpha
Dying to Flasks
Dying to Chaos Damage
Dying to Puncture
Dying to Blood Magic + CI + Auras
fucking totem
Map hack
Must be online to play
Short allocation
Permanent allocation
Cast on Damage Taken nerf
Imaginary cast on crit nerf.
Imaginary rng magic if you stream.
Dominus
Steam is going to eat my children"

SUPER SEKRET BALANCE:
Fishing rods
Rhoa feathers
Eternal map device secrets
Secret level
White sockets

Those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head, feel free to chime in and add more and Ill add them to the list.






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