The Sky Is Falling: A List.
 GGG SOLD OUT TO XBOX UPDATED FOR ASCENDENCY!, YAY! PURPLECY TOO OMG A LEGIT EXPLOIT! EVERYONE RUN! A choice quote by a great poster " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC-avN1eDoQ Players:
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Player Life Buff Party Play Complaining Complaining about complaints Fanboys Haters Trolls Candlestick Makers (fuck if I know, but Im willing to bet its true) Having to make alts to progress Not having to make alts to progress Having alts that are complete shit Dying to Flasks Dying to Chaos Damage Dying to Puncture Dying to Blood Magic + CI + Auras Not beeing able to find oneself in the game. QQ This game is biased towards those with more playtime then me... Race Rewards. Kripp being kind of rude to Chris Wilson at stream People who got banned for RMT and cheating getting into the 2.0.0 beta (and then banned again) Perandus coin scammers Voidheart scammers GARENA INVASION ZOMG Balance:
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Chaos Inoculation Nerf Various Uniques Most Of The Skill Tree changes Addition Of Avatar Of Fire Removal Of Avatar Of Fire Discharge Lightning Arrow Rain of Arrows being garbage Rain of Arrows being overpowered (a week later) Freezing Pulse Spork Totem Trap Changes Passive tree changes Duelist buff Inner Force nerf Reflect Kole Vaal Piety Fetid Pool Changed the gem-support system so that only Support Gems in the same physical group as a Skill Gem connect to it. If you have two groups with the same skill, you get two bindable skills. This is done so that supports can be made more impactful and so that players can have multiple variations of the same skill in their build. EXP loss EXP loss nerf Standard being too hard Standard being too easy Just... Standard in general, really fucking totem Cast on Damage Taken nerf Imaginary cast on crit nerf. Dominus Removal Of Phase Run The Bloodmagic Fix Not beeing able to sustain a mappool selffound. Triggergems beeing to weak/strong/OP/selfplaying the game/pretty/niffty/fuckthatshit. "Insert Skillnode here" needs a rework/is too strong/weak/"LOLz who skills that? Game beeing to easy. Game beeing to hard. Super melee skillz. SUPER SEKRET BALANCE: Fishing rods Rhoa feathers Eternal map device secrets Secret level White sockets CODT nerf. DOT changes. PvP is gonna be too cut-throat PvP is gonna be too casual apparently spells are now completely useless. Game is over. Cast On Crit, again. That didnt take long to double up. Monster Damage Buff Snapshotting Corrupting Blood The new corrupted skills. Vaal pact nerf Life leech changes Righteous Fire not being nerfed Iron Reflexes not being nerfed other people's builds in general not being nerfed Scion life wheel gone PANIC Marauder will suck Marauder will be OP Searing Bond Templars Crown Of Eyes Nerf CoC Nerf Acuity rarity increased Nerf nerf nerrfffffffdffdd removeeeeeeeeeee Haku getting his rocks off Exploding Spiders (Tora's missions will no longer have the mobs-explode-on-death variant as of next patch) Path of Crit Dagger The threat of CRIT NERF. Frozen Sky zOMG needs nerf Elemental Proliferation Nerf Double-Tap on Crit (Although at this point it's like the Million'th tap) - Yup, I said million'th. Shotgunning nerf. EB change - The Drama. Arctic Armor ded confirmed More than one unique for the Mjolnir base All of act 4 Ascension Classes not being the same for all classes Crit (again!) Summoners cant do izaro OMG power creep Crit Multi Chaos Spark Voltaxic Rift conversion change Earthquake being too stronk BF trappers VMS getting rekt Uberlab too hard. Lab too boring. double dipping drama Uber Lab is too easy Uber Lab is too hard Uber Lab drop nerf Uber Lab having too good rewards Trials are boring LAB IS AWFUL AND NEEDS TO BE REMOVED Gating ascendencies behind lab RIP BERSERKER RIP SLAYER Betrayal implementation totally unrewarding Fossils spawn rate murdered to irrelevance Gotta go way too fast. Abyss jewels are too stronk Economy:
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RMT Lack Of An Auction House Magic Find Maps Crafting Kaom's Heart nerfing Kaom's Heart Legacy Kaom's Heart Kaom's Heart still existing Spork The Map system being too difficult The Map system being too easy The Map system being too complex The Map system being the Map system Standard's broken-as-fuck economy Refusal to accept P2W Refusal to accept some of GGG's current practices as P2W poe.xyz.is Lack of new vendor recipes Keeping new vendor recipes secret Paying 1 [unit of currency] for everything People overpricing shit People underpricing shit (when buying it, of course) People who refuse to negotiate a price The unholy spamfest that is trade chat Instance disconnects when trying to trade People pretending to have instance disconnects when trying to trade People bitching about the trade system Playing Selffound is not possible. Playing Selffound is too easy. diminishing returns too high diminishing returns too low Mandatory economic involvement and consideration. Lotteries Scammers Lottery Scammers Barter economy Exalted shards Self found league now? How does that even work as a game ending bug? Removal of IIQ Gem and mods. Bor nerf Aegis aurora nerf vaal orbs Also Crown Of Eyes Nerf The weekend Elreon bjorked up the orb market Bots/cheats/rmt as the flavor of the week ITEM CRAFTING EXPLOIT RUINED ECONOMY! (We're all doomed) Path of Jewels "Pay-2-win" Mirrorgate New trade system is p2w! Perandus Coins will ruin EVERYTHING! Perandus League merge will tank economy! Currency tabs are pay2win! Coin scammers stealing Cadibro! Chancing Skyforth Buy orders on poe.trade fractured items take up too much space NO FOSSIL TAB Items still disappearing to decay Synthesis crafting only for the 1% Synthesis bosses unrewarding Server:
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Desync Trading On The Party Board 4-month leagues starting 4-month leagues ending Moderators Moderators being abusive Moderators not doing enough Alpha Map hack Must be online to play Short allocation Permanent allocation Imaginary rng magic if you stream. Lack of whisper reporting function Not being able to reports whisperer. accounts stolen by hackerz Bandit PvP No end game w/ Act 4 South American Server Trade API is too slow and will end in EVERYTHING LAGGING FOREVER! Lagging servers made me lose my cadiro I KEEP LOSING MY UBERLAB NO ONE ANSWERS MY TRADES Relative player retention at low % record 3 weeks in league Misc:
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Multiboxing Paid Stash Tabs Super Wilson Bros. New Leagues $1000 Create-a-Unique Razer Skilldrasil, Skill Tree of Legend Steam is going to eat my children Artificial built in Walls to hit? races having fixed schedules Stash tabs being P2W GGG giving in to casuals GGG not listening to casuals GGG posts more on Reddit than their own forums. D3 destroying PoE Atziri has not 1/2/3 but 4 boobs. I think a large part of the player base has ended up with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from trying to level their masters, which has obviously ruined their sex lives, which in turn has lead to the frustration we see in GD :) Closed Beta "Debacle" Cats Streamers are special: Subset of 1 but feel like they are special and need to be treated that way :) South America Server ? ....where ? when ? how ? never heard of. (again) " Lack of races for years Lack of build of the week for months BETRAYAL LAG HAS RUINED THE GAME Seal by junaum HAIL SATAN! Last edited by tramshed on Apr 8, 2019, 10:05:59 AM Last bumped on Nov 15, 2019, 5:40:52 PM
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Righteous Fire
Discharge Lightning Arrow Rain of Arrows being garbage Rain of Arrows being overpowered (a week later) Freezing Pulse Spork Totem Maps Crafting New Leagues $1000 Create-a-Unique Razer Trap Changes Passive tree changes Duelist buff Inner Force nerf Reflect Kole Vaal Piety Fetid Pool EXP loss EXP loss nerf Kaom's Heart nerfing Kaom's Heart Legacy Kaom's Heart Kaom's Heart still existing Complains have their own metagame too! Last edited by Lyralei on Oct 12, 2013, 11:06:31 PM
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Complaining
Complaining about complaints Fanboys Haters Trolls Candlestick Makers Forum Sheriff
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I have to say that spork is the most hated on thing next to the stupid standard vs hardcore debate. I still see nothing wrong with spork... or rain of arrows.... or Rightous Fire!!!
Silly people expecting all skills to just be reskins of eachother I guess I will have to buy a one way ticket to hell with your lives
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I think the biggest QQ ever was the blood magic aura fix.
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"I love this part of the list. Dont know if people actually said it would break the game, but if they did, it is highly amusing EDIT: Did you guys all forget the 6L / anti-RNG debates? edit2: Oh I see Lyralei listed it as Crafting :) Last edited by Metronomy on Oct 13, 2013, 12:05:22 AM
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" Yeah, those were some delicious tears. Anyways, to continue the list: Every FoTM build ever (I only remember spork and lightning arrow because I quit for a couple months) The Map system being too difficult The Map system being too easy The Map system being too complex The Map system being the Map system Having to make alts to progress Not having to make alts to progress Having alts that are complete shit Skilldrasil, Skill Tree of Legend Scion as a character Scion's mammaries Scion's skilltree Scion's starting area Standard's broken-as-fuck economy Standard being too hard Standard being too easy Just... Standard in general, really 4-month leagues starting 4-month leagues ending Refusal to accept P2W Refusal to accept some of GGG's current practices as P2W poe.xyz.is and, of course, the community itself for a variety of reasons so diverse they could be on the cover of a middle school history textbook. |
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Fishing rods
Rhoa feathers Eternal map device secrets Secret level [Removed by Support]
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Diamond/eternal uniques!
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