ARPGFan's "How to pick up a girl" thread.

A new job, a girl interested in you and all of your sanity in tact. Congratulations ARPGfan! Looks like things are turning up for you.... I'll pray this string of good fortune continues for you.
There is grief in wisdom, there is sorrow in truth
Yet, the heart of the wise is in the house of mourning
And by sad countenance the heart is made stonger in time
So, I embrace this burden and weep for the fools that chase the wind
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Wraeclastian wrote:
I call shenanigans.


damm another word i have to look up but i think it means bullshit

It means you don't believe something.

For instance, if my friend came over to my house and started talking about how she just saw an alien outside her door, and she fed it and then it disappeared in front of her eyes, "i'd call shenanigans" on that....

cool i was right

for the record the pickupline i like your smile is as creative as you smell nice
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Last edited by ventiman on Sep 27, 2013, 6:33:26 AM
This is golden.
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Moonyu wrote:
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Wraeclastian wrote:
I call shenanigans.


Ahhhhhh, play nice. I hope he's happy.


He doesn't know how to.

FYI everyone, she liked the rose and now has it in a vase.

Now we are making plans for me to treat her to dinner and to get to know each other better. :D
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arpgfan wrote:
I totally found a keeper today
Cannot possibly determine if keeper in less than 24 hours. The remainder of your argument is invalid.
When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted.
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arpgfan wrote:
FYI everyone, she liked the rose and now has it in a vase.


what did you think she was going to do with it? Now youre "that" guy. Bad move man.
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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ScrotieMcB wrote:
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arpgfan wrote:
I totally found a keeper today
Cannot possibly determine if keeper in less than 24 hours. The remainder of your argument is invalid.


That depends on my definition of "keeper" and what I consider one to be :)
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arpgfan wrote:
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ScrotieMcB wrote:
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arpgfan wrote:
I totally found a keeper today
Cannot possibly determine if keeper in less than 24 hours. The remainder of your argument is invalid.
That depends on my definition of "keeper" and what I consider one to be :)
You have lost your sanity. Back out immediately and cease all contact until sanity returns.

When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted.
Last edited by ScrotieMcB on Sep 27, 2013, 4:06:47 PM
Try this one. It always works



Heavy in the morning
Metal in the night
i find that inviting them to a big jug of beer/shine next to the old canal is easier and more interesting than dinner, text messaging(victor dont text) and roses. But this might be the reason for which most of my relationships ended in roughly 2-3 weeks

good luck OP, and remember, never get too attached.
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