That girl in the pirate cove...

The lime green lights were always a nice touch,

I dare not pay any mind to your rotting clothes;

I came here to please you after battles which were tough,

Don't be afraid, all is well, I am here, but nobody knows.

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I tried to hit it up with Yeena, but she couldn't speak well,

There wasn't much in the jungle to desire but her anyways;

So I decided to go search for another girl to put under my spell,

After treading Wraeclast for what seemed to be endless days.

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I wanted to hit it up with Helena, but she was always so stuck up,

I gave her a scroll fragment, and she gave me the silent treatment;

I told her I would do anything I can to please her sweet mind enough,

But lo' and behold there was nothing between us except a pile of excretions.

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Then I finally went back to Nes, however I feared she was too prudent,

I would sneak up behind her, to test the waters, so to speak;

From what I can tell she thought of herself as an oracle, me as a student,

No kinky teacher's pet going on between us; only a relationship so meek.

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Dear girl I've found in this treasure cove that accepts me as per your trust,

I will be here to do things to you since you never move or say no to me;

We can be together forever, dust to dust, skin to skin, lust to lust,

For eternity we will make love, in this dark place, surrounded by the shining sea...

sick rap yo

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Mikekowa wrote:

sick rap yo

I have no idea where it even came from. I was in the middle of working on my music, when I was listening to any errors that may be present, and a friend of mine happened to bring up the exotic stories I wrote a awhile back on here to troll the boards with, so I decided to come up with something a little bit more creative. :)

Oh my god, this should be put into exile letters straight into the game.

I am Goodwill Dreaming and approve this.

I'm here because my network connection is too flaky to play PoE tonight.
I find your poem and it was quite a delight. Thank you

+1 ^_^

I never expected people to enjoy this poem. :)