Sharing a joke for a beta key
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Hope this works:
Agnes was 101 years old and had been a professional comedian for 54 years. She knew she was on her last legs and got her staff to contact her grandaughter, her only living relative. The granduaghter flew by her bedside and could plainly see that Agnes was near her end. Agnes weakly hugged her and asked her to pull up a chair. Her grandchild leaned in close and Agnes said " Sweetie I am leaving you everything I own including my farm. That includes the villa, tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse, orchards and $22,398,750.59 in cash. The grandaughter absolutely floored by the realization that she was about to become very rich said " Oh Granny you are so very generous, I did not know you even had a farm, where is it ?" With the last of her strength, and her very last breath, Agnes whispered...... "On Facebook" Need a key badly, hope this will earn me one. =P Disclaimer: This isn't my joke and I've took it somewhere from the internet. Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who lived happily ever after. The End.
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Why did the chicken crossed the road?
It was tricked into it for a beta key. |
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