No key? Why?

Pretty much the same as Korruption16, I'm looking for something worthy a notice...


and you know what? almost nothing there was worthy...

I like lotteries and the timer is so amusing to look at...

Just joking - I am too lazy to work on my projects.

And the timer.

Hypnotizing.

Ow, and I just watched 26th episode of 6th season of Futurama.

Epic one, to but it was last for now.

H ard to focus whesn you are playing a drinking game
with a timeer (Seriously now, I am gonna be -picked next...).

Let mer checxk...
Ow, it's noyt me, so heere's anotgher one to Faate...

It's nott eveen so bda to lose anoter rond.
Altou runnin aut off gud old jacky.

Brb, iceee...

Letssd check agafain.

Holey fquk, losat gaain!

Chereeas!

I'm here because I WANTZ IT!
No key because my silly wife thinks the kids need shoes more than I NEEDZ POE!

Silly wife.

Is that how low it's gonna get?

Drunk jokes?
How is it even funny?

Poor acting and what, are we gonna believe this spelling mistakes indicate your increasing drunk level?

At least learn your stuff before you try to do something like that!

Put some onomatopoeias in there, so I can hear your Burp! as if you were sitting right next to me!

Give us some narration, so we can dive into the story.

And with each key pressed he feel a slight relief, as if his anger were slowly sinking into the words miraculously appearing in front of him.

And what was with the ending? Where is some nice punch line?

Put some effort in it, like I do, bro, or you never gonna get the key!

But thanks for the post at least I could show how great expert I am.
In the Internet exclusively, but that's what it was created for right?
10 m-EGO-bytes per second.

reason I don't have a key...well lets go classic on this one...my dog who is part T-Rex, and part Flying squirrel ate my key. Then a few days later I got my key again but a bird found it in his poop and flew away to Kansas, but the key had a tracking chip on it that somehow landed on the key in the poop pile, because my neighbor's daughter was playing how far she could throw her dads stuff... don't ask me why, because like most of this post, it doesn't make sense. Anyways I tracked the key all the way to Kansas and found out that the stinking bird had left the key on top of a giant rock. So of course I skillfully ascended on to the top of the rock using the handy jet pack that I keep in my underwear. Once I arrived at the top I noticed it was a giant alien spaceship. I brushed the dust off with my hand to reveal where and who piloted the spaceship, it read: Cruz, From the planet Ingenblangenineedapoekeypl0xmczuber. Then it was was when I realized that in an alternate universe I had a P.O.E key and I was so occupied playing the game that I crashed into the tiny planet of Earth. But then I woke up from my dream and realized I wanted a P.O.E key really bad so I wrote it all down on this post:)

nobody has invited me! someone send me a key! ty! =]

Look at your key
Now back at me
Now back at your key
And back at me
Sadly, the key isn't mine
But if you send it to me, it could be mine.
Look down. Back up. Where are you?
You are in- game with your new friend.
What's in your hand?
Back at me- there is a head of boss!
Look again- boss' head is now best eq!
Anything is possible if you invite me to the game.
And now
I'm on a horse