Rappin for a key

I was watching The Colbert Report and a Dr Pepper Ad showed, and PoE was stuck in my head so all I heard was;

~I've gotta get a key
I want to play, not merely watch from aside
And I wont give up on this dream
Of life That keeps me alive

I've gotta get a key
I've gotta get a key
Oh
Where else can I get a key no matter who I am
Yeah, I've gotta play PoE~


...then I died a little inside.

im runnin laps, on these cats, they whack, its a fact, break yo back, cataracts, smack yo sack then i pack, and move far away, so i live another day, but yo girl came my way, so i stole that poonany


BUMPIN FOR MY HOMIES THAT AINT GOT A KEY

FREESTYLE HERE IF YOU WANT ONE.

Dont follow your dreams, lead em - Lil Crazed

Aye yo, dont give up hope
it aint a joke, if you broke you can still be a baller
a shotcaller, just let it out, dragonball bout, gohan shouts KABLAM WAZAM, a kid in king arthurs court, lookin for somin to pork, got a fork
i got my membership from a nord
dragonbourne baby its all in the hips
get a free key from lickin yo lips
like a syrian's whip, doandltrumps wig in a spliff
light it up like a niff, then roll a spot like a naff
keep it goin like a really long poem, never knowin, what im showin, dont need shit anymore, but i dont give a fuck
im roamin the bush till i capture a muck, donald duck
runners up, WHO THE NEXT TO STEP UP

HOLY SHIT, someone gave this man a key
I hope he didnt have to pay a fee, finally.

If your looking to give away your invite
how about sending it to Matrim, thats right!
just cause hes broke doesnt mean he a shit bloke
PM him the code
and hell sell you a type of smack that rhymes can with code, just like toad!

I BEEN BUZY SLAYIN MONSTERS, BUZY GEMMIN MA SOCKETS
EATIN LOTS OF HOTPOCKETS
LOOTIN ERRDAY, THIS IS THE FUCKIN WAY, TO PLAY
NO DELAY, I SPRAY, OUT MULTI PROJECTILES, x-FILES
TOTODILES, AND OTHER FKED UP CREATURES, LEAVE EM SPEECHLESS WHEN I LIGHTNING AND POISON ARROW THEY ASS, LET THE BODIES AMASS, TOKE THE BONG AND THEN GRIND TILL IT HURTS IN THE SPINE, MAN IM LOVIN THIS SHIT, IM IDENTIFYING AND SHIT, OPENIN PORTALS N SHIT, HOLY FUCK ITS THE SHIT, SO IMA END WITH A SHIT, KASPLIT, THE LOOTS, GIMMIE THOSE BOOTS, KAPLOOF, KASHOOT

i kited the warden all fuckin day long
he looked really ugly, and had a huge schlong
so i ran like a rapist thats chasin his prey
whats this fat fuck gon drop for me today?
all he dropped was a pile of blues and some crap
so i portaled to town and sold that smack back for mats

then i opened the skill tree and said holy shit
this thing must be asian cause its packin a kit
so i bent that bitch over, and she said come right in
as i went deeper and deeper down into the tree
i started to shoot babies like those things on the beach

BELIEVE

rappin hard and rappin good :))

AIIGHT IM BACK I KNOW YOU FEELIN IT, IM DEALIN IT
TONS OF DAMAGE YEAH IM REELIN LOOTS, STEALIN BOOTS
YOU JELLY THAT I MAKIN A MILLION SCROLLS, WHILE YOU STUCK
PLAYIN WITH DOLLS, IM READY TO ROLL, AND READY TO BALL, IM STANDIN TALL, AND LOVIN IT ALL, IM REPPIN IT HARD, YOU STEPPIN YOU FLAWED, SMACK YOU UP IN THE DORMS, NOW YO JAWBONE IS GONE. IM LAUGHIN, YOU BARFIN, IM EATIN RAMEN, YOU STARVIN, IN OTHER WORDS YOUR NAMES MARVIN, WHOS BARFIN AND STARVIN, YOU NOTHIN IM BALLIN, IM CALLIN OUT NAMES, YOU SOUND LIKE A LAME SO I TAKE OFF YOUR DAMES, CLOTHES AND MY DRAWS, PLAY PINGPONG ALL NIGHT LONG, THEN IM GONE, SING MY SONG, CAUSE ITS STRONG, CHEECH N CHONG

NEVERLAND, PETERPAN, IM THE MAN, I AINT NO SAM, EGGS AND HAM, ALL OF DAT, GOT 2 CATS, 1's KINDA FAT, BUT SHES COOL, SOMETIMES SHE DROOLS, I PLAY POOL CAUSE IT RULES

can't believe you still on here postin all this crap
i guess you got a key but i see you still can't rap
readin all your posting is a giant waste of time
the way you fumble lyrically is like a verbal crime, yo

makin readers giggle like the pillsbury doughboy
ask bitches for they numbers and they all like no, boy
step off the rap scene, time for you to go, boy
think what you gots ta learn is that rhymin aint no toy

time to pack it in, give it up, just stop it
vacatin the premises when we hear you start to drop it
you got flow, kid, it's a flow of liquid stool
dunno what you are but i know that you aint cool
the beats you drop aint hot, at best you got tepid
not sure what you thought when you came up in here steppin
you got a mush mouth, sorry boy this aint fat albert
you wanna battle me? sorry boy, im far too stalwart

i'm in here wieldin english like it's a killin tool
just call me yellow bus as i take yo ass to school