Rappin for a key

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oatmealpacket wrote:

listen up busta, yo rappin sux
droppin sad rhymes cause you don't gots ten bux
postin on the forum like you beggin on the street
catchin looks of pity from everyone you meet, word
aint nobody wants you playin with us on the beta
and say hi to your mom cuz imma eliminate her
yeah thats right i said it gonna take her on a date
make her pay for dinner cause this ballaz just that great
while i'm scorin touchdowns you just sittin on the bench
cause the only thing that's ruthless about you is your stench
go get some laundry done dawg, your rags startin to reek
better than you postin like a key-panhandlin geek
cant even afford ten bux? scrub get with the times
its clear you aint makin any money with your rhymes
every post i read of yours i hung my head and groaned
so fyi in case you didn't notice, you've been owned

bro you whack as fuck, you must be suckin a duck
this bitch ass n**** wanna fight, but those lines took him 10 hours to write, get the fuck outta sight
you aint shit but a nub, ill bend your mom over
and fill dat ass up, im blendin my nuts, till it meets with the cream, i think im your daddy, but its hard to be seen, cause you sound like a baddie, a fattie, with no caddy, Yo girl add me, then she waxed me, like plaster im stickin on her ass like elastic, that bitch is half plastic, and im glad that i trashed it, cause she suck like a magnet and yo rhymes scream out F*****

SERVED

This bitch think he real, but he aint even a supporter
but who gives a fuck, ima hit on his daughter
then abort her, maybe snort her, im lastin longer then mortar, you tryin to hard, and thats why yo rhymes aint gon last, so how bout a glass of some whack, to add to yo rack? Cracked yo back, heart attack, marziac, bring it back, realest at the party phat

KASPLAT

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realsean wrote:

bro you whack as fuck, you must be suckin a duck
this bitch ass n**** wanna fight, but those lines prob took him 10 hours to write, get the fuck outta sight
you aint shit but a nub, ill bend your mom over
and fill dat ass up, im blendin my nuts, till it meets with the cream, i think im your daddy, but its really hard to tell, cause you sound like a baddie, a fattie, with no caddy, Yo girl add me, then she waxed me, like plaster im stickin on her ass like elastic, that bitch is half plastic, and im glad that i trashed it, cause she suck like a magnet and yo rhymes scream out F*****

SERVED

you think you servin me? get real busta
you steppin to an og fo real sucka

i shit better rhymes when i sit and take a crap
every line i spit blows yo ass right off the map
yo girl tried to hit me up, dunno how she got my digits
but if we held an ugly contest that bitch would win it
i see you tryin to come back but you need to get a grip
best learn to shut yo mouth cause you don't wanna trip
talkin bout yo parties, hey why not come to my joints
pop the cap in the busta and yo ass worth 10 points
talkin bout support like you thinkin imma noob
only support you got is a bra fo yo manboobs, word
yeah i said it, sorry all your fats up in yo ears
stop eatin kfc and maybe you could hear
as i tear down every brick of everything you ever built
victory is sweet but all you feelin now is guilt
cause just went off and bit down on more than you could chew
so please just give up rappin if that's the best that you can do
sucka

you just said the same shit that i said to you
you make whack look bad, even worse for your crew
you aint got shit but a stew, in yo caravan park
you probably a nark that got raped in his arse

4 bars, all that was needed to melt this sucka
ya better give up, or you end up like melted butter
you think you gutter? no one gives a fuck what you say
This my thread biatch, and i fuck yo mom everyday
aint got nothin else to say? then be gone with yo whack
before you give yourself a heartattack, cardiac prozac smackin pax

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realsean wrote:

you just said the same shit that i said to you
you make whack look bad, even worse for your crew
you aint got shit but a stew, in yo caravan park
you probably a nark that got raped in his arse

4 bars, all that was needed to melt this sucka
ya better give up, or you end up like melted butter
you think you gutter? no one gives a fuck what you say
This my thread biatch, and i fuck yo mom everyday
aint got nothin else to say? then be gone with yo whack
before you give yourself a heartattack, cardiac prozac smackin pax

you tryin to find a weakness but my rhymes is like a wall
everyone that reads your whack-ass lyrics leaves appalled
you think you rhymes meltin butter actin' like they're somethin hot
you head in the clouds cuz you can't believe they not
ladies swoonin because i got all this shit on lockses
and yo ass livin out of one of my old tv boxes
who got the key here, sucka? oh wait, it's me, that's right
looks like this is a massacre, aint even a fair fight
i crush bustas like you, squishin underneath my brand new nikes
stabbin you right through the heart with my lyrical spikes
sharp like daggers smooth like cream
make yo momma wanna scream
yo fallin apart at the seams
steppin to me? in yo dreams

I'd rap the hell of this thread if I knew how... instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME7DPQvQLj8

Please give a key :)

LETS GET IT

EVEN THE BLIND CAN SEE THIS CLEARLY, THE DEAF AND THE NUMB CAN HEAR AND FEEL ME
ITS IRONIC THAT IM HUNGRY AND IM FED UP, CAUSE I ONLY GET BETTER AND I PROMISE NOT TO LET UP
ADVICE TO THE REST LIKE HEINZ YOU SHOULD "KETCHUP"
AND THAT LINE WAS HIGHLY ORIGINAL, BUT I GOT THE REaLEST FLOW, THATS PURELY FICTIONAL, SPIT FOR THE LOVE, CAUSE MY CASHFLOWS MINISCULE
A VISIONARY THAT RHYMES SCARY LIKE HARRY PUT EVERY LYRIC DOWN IN MY PINK BLACKBERRY, FLOWS RAW LIKE SUSHI BEAT IS EDIBLE, MAKE TRACKS LIKE JOHN HENRY, INCREDIBLE
WE CAN GET HELLA ZOOTED IF YA WANNA, IN LOVE WITH THE WEED SO I MARRIED JUANA, FUCK DISHONOR FLOWS HOTTER THEN THE MORODOR LAVA, RUNNIN OVER YALL BITCHES LIKE AN ASIAN BLIND DRIVER
AND IM STILL GOING LIGHT LIKE JENNY, GET WASTED OFF AND LIKE TOMMY VICIDDY, I GOT A BUNCH OF NERDY SHIT, HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE, IM ZONIN LIKE TWILIGHT LOOK THERES BELLA SWAN
JEDI MINDTRICKS PRETEND IM OBIWAN BUT I RIDE DARKSIDE CALL ME ANAKIN
LISTEN THROUGH THE INTERCOM, NEXT IS MY NEIGHBOUR TRAPHIK YOU UP SON

MURDERED

i think people arent giving him a key because he raps too good and they know if they give him one hell stop

OH LOOK AT MY NAME, WHATS DAT UNDER DAT?
BETA MEMBER BITCH, REMEMBER DAT
ALL THE GRINDIN AND THE SHININ PAYED OFF, AND IM READY TO SLAY SOME BOSS, I PAYED THE COST, NOW ITS TIME FOR LOOTS
ILL STILL UPDATE THIS THREAD CAUSE ITS MY TRUE ROOTS



AYE YO IM STOMPIN THESE ZOMBIES ON THE BEACH WITH MY BOOTS
MADE A RANGER AND IM READY TO SHOOT AT A STRANGER, SWINGIN A CRUDE CLUB LIKE IM IN DA CLUB, WITH MY MUM.

SHOUT OUTS TO Oasisbhrnw FO HOOKIN IT UP