Rappin for a key

okay ima be, the mothafawkin MC
to get a key, for free
you dont know me, but i know you
me and my crew, we gonna make sure that we steal your shoes
this aint blues clues, i got my playdough
i got the spaghetti maker and im ready to go
i really need a key, cause i wanna see
big barney, the dinosaur, and he loves me
and i love you, because my brother
is undercover like chris tuckers, mothers lover, his father
Bam Bam Marangs, ping pang wotan, van damme's the man
but i scrim scrammed the ham, just had to jam, slam dunked the funk then i put it in the trunk.
Please give key, cause my names charlie, and i like ponys, and i wanna test eet. skeet skeet skeet skeet

Someone give this man a key (i would if i could)

GIVE THIS MAN A KEY !

stll lookin for a key, ima have to bust another free
im eatin some skippy, corn flakes and they good
its goin down in the hood, im chompin on wood while tryna find me a key, got nothin but cheese, to put on my crackers
So i skipped them and layed on my mattress

YEAH

its another day, another dolla
ya wanna holla? then give me a key
ill sweep your chimney, and beg on my knees
if ya know what i mean, my names sean bean
and i die in every movie, so please have mercy
winter is coming and i need me a jersey
picka poka paka, smacka the back of a whacka
ill do this everyday till i reach my goal
of bein a beta tester, who gets phat loots FA SHO

lol uhhh

ten bucks little man, put that shit in their hand.

Chorus:

GIVE ME, GIVE ME, GIVE ME KEYYYYYYY
OH, GIVE ME, GIVE ME, GIVE ME KEYYYYYYYYY

THOUGHT YOUD ALWAYS BE MINEEEE

Yeah i still aint got a key, so look what yourve done to me
makin remix of justin bieber, you remind me of my maths teacher, he was a samoan, so heres a poem
you didnt know him but he was fat as hell
fatter then a cat on its back, but still no cd key to sell
got a 1 dollar pie from the shop down the road, now im lookin for someone to get to stealin their clothes, cause my washin machine broke.
SLicker then a rooster with rufios hair, im ready to cut and bite on some pear
you makin me stare like a cow at the moon, i aint stoppin till dat poon, is mine for the takin, Solid snake in the makin

Chorus 2:

HOYAHAPEHAYOPAAAAAA HOYAHA HEEEYOHEYOHA

Where is the key, key, where is the key, where is the keyyyyyyy, WHERE IS THE LOVEEE THE LOVEEE THE LOVE

it just aint the same, still need a key
still need to pee, but i will go real soon
once i post my raps, im still runnin laps
so give my dog a pat, and lay flat on my mat

Yeah, yeah, its 5:40am in the mornin
what the fuck am i doin up instead of snorin
its really borin, ill be back in the mornin
yawnin.
Drop run and roll, the beat bang hard like ma scrolls
that be rottin on my char, now thats going to far
lickin on a star, pink ponies minaj, my skin is like a mirage, i have an infinite use flask, this aint the last time ill ask but i got a rubber duck in the bath

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WildClamEater wrote:

ten bucks little man, put that shit in their hand.

^^^^
amazing