King James Programming

For people who know at least a little bit about programming:

You might want to take a look at http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/ .
It's author built an easy to use markov chain generator and fed it a bible and a programming book, posting the best resulting texts to his blog. (And, seperately, bible + something lovecraftian. which gives ... interesting results as well.)

Big recommendation, it's hilarious. Just rediscovered it a couple hours ago :)

An example, one of my favourite ones:

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they smote the city with the edge of the sword. 22:20 And one of his main motivations was the high cost of proprietary software houses.

Will check it out. Thanks!

Man, these are great.

"And this I pray, that your love may abound yet more and more like a controlled use of shared memory."

"And, behold, I will deliver you up to the programmer tendency to build overelaborate castles of abstractions"

I love when GGG do this with patch notes.