Longest wait for beta

So I just realized that I have been waiting for a beta key for almost 8 months lol. I just saw the thread about the guy waiting 6 months and I want to know if anyone's been waiting longer!

To make it more clear, the creation of my account is dated 8/21/11.

I had honestly forgotten I was even signed up until recently when a vidoe of this game popped into my youtube feed.

So if you have been waiting longer, go ahead and post. I wanna see how long some people have been waiting :D

Oh btw, I still really really really really really really want a beta key :) Spring break just started today and I have 12 days of gaming ahead of me :D

Sorry for the bump, but if there is anyone out there kind enough to spare a beta key for me, I would appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you kindly :)