Do not want to go to work today
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Can someone write me a note?
Last bumped on Apr 3, 2018, 4:08:45 AM
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I Boem hereby declare peace for Shagsbeard.
May his beard shag in bliss on this day. Peace, -Boem- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
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letter of resignation status: sent
Oblivious
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To whom it may concern...
Shagsbeard was caught masturbating last night in a Walmart bathroom, needless to say he was admitted to the ER at 8:56pm last night. I hereby excuse him from work for the next week. Doctor Hans Jhob. |
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Easy.
You just say: I need a mental health day. Censored.
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I'm almost a doctor, not that type though, but I can give you a note about fluctuations in ground state of the universal background field causing problems or something.
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Perm. Retired from this unforgiving land of the Exiles.
Self-impost EXILED. |
