Ode to a Key
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Path of Exile, hear my plea
of how I lack thee beta key! There awaits the glory of adventure For those bold enough to venture But alas! my bravery Is ruined by no beta key! I would break barrels and open chests! Revel in completed quests! Lay demons low and reap rewards! Wreaking havoc with my swords! Open fire with magic power! Making monsters flee and cower! But, oh no! It cannot be! I have not a beta key! Is there Nothing to do or say to bring a beta key my way? | |
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and here I came full of joy and glee
Expecting to actually find a Beta Key But alas, there was no such luck to be had back to being the F5-spamming forum trolling lad But hope does live in the hearts of those who dream Unfair to some perhaps, but its not as wrong as it may seem Everybody deserves a chance to play this splendid game In patiently waiting, there is no shame For one day either a kind soul or the timer will come by, so your time to join the beta might be nigh :) Last edited by Nautules on Feb 15, 2012, 4:29:06 PM
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"Worst thread ever created. Bunch of whiners, beggars, and suck ups. Why don't you get mad and demand not to be treated this way?" Posted by Moridius
"Not enough begging. Beg some more and you might get one." Posted by Moridius "Pathetic." (The guy asked for a key) Posted by Moridius "I bet the next post kisses ass and/or asks for a beta key." Posted by Moridius Do i need to continue? /sips coffee |
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I don't see how my other very helpful and contributive posts have anything to do with my beautiful poem.
I am merely creatively expressing the cry of thousands, (ok a few dozen), people who are waiting to play the game. | |
" Excuse me sir, I dont mean to whine, But you'll have to agree, THAT SHIT DONT RHIME! trollolololol | |
" and you, troll, not only smell it's plainly obvious that you can't spell (it's rhyme) |
