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Sherlock Holmes turns to Dr Watson and asks, "Look up and tell me what you see."

"Well Holmes, I see the night sky. The stars and moon. And that bright band over there is the Milky Way."

"And what can you conclude from this," Holmes asks.

"Well if I had the right tables with me I could determine our position, and perhaps calculate when the sun would rise..."

Holmes interrupts and yells, "No you fool. It means someone has stolen our tent!"
nerf on es!
Give me your heart,
And i will give you beauty,
Beyond your darkest dreams. -Atziri, Queen of the Vaal
lockstep and desync walk into a bar
desync walks into a bar
desync walks into a bar

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK
A guy walks into a bar and says "Hey! It's me!"
But it wasn't him
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- Shrodinger's cat walks into a bar ... or not.

- Why do programmers confuse halloween with cristmass? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Life gets buffed in 3.0.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?



Time to get a new fence....
"My whife have a tattoo of whale on her ass.. It used to be a dolphin.. "



"There is only one true god in PoE and that is Greed... "

I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off!
A rabbit hops up to a tree and notices a bird sitting on a high branch, relaxing and doing nothing else.
"Hey you up there!" called the rabbit.
"Yes?" replied the bird.
"I want to be like you," the rabbit said.
"Well, then, just do what I'm doing," said the bird.
So, the rabbit sat back and lean against the base of the tree. Almost immediately, a dog ran up, chomped down on the rabbit and tore him to pieces; for you see, only the higher ups can sit on their ass all day and do nothing.

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