Turn In-Game Unique Flasks into Real Life Lamps

The title says it all. I'd do horrible things for money to pay for a lamp that looks like The Wise Oak, Sin's Rebirth, Witchfire Brew, Lavianga's Spirit, or The Writhing Jar. The light has to come from inside the flask, and I don't mean some poopy clear glass flask, either. It's gotta be a full flask. I want these flask lamps to look like somebody pulled them straight out of the game and made them glow. It doesn't even have to light up a room that well, as long as it looks fine as hell.

It should only have a base if it can't stay upright on it's own; Zerphi's Last Breath, Divination Distillate, The Sorrow of the Divine, etc. These suckers gotta be big, too. Think oil lanterns from the 1800s. Would GGG be willing to buddy up with some glassblowing company and have these popped out? I sure hope so, because I want a Wise Oak lamp in the worst kind of way.