Take your kids to work day... I don't have none so I took the next best thing my Doggy.

Today I had to put up with a germ infested working environment, co workers thinking their child is adorable... Probably why people at my job love me. One of my co workers asked me, "have you seen Chris, my baby."

In front of everyone, in a low tone, "maybe a dingo ate yo baby."

She looked at me, "I'm so sorry what?"


A bit louder so everyone could hear, "MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!"

Everyone laughed... I laughed... Turns out the little bugger left with her daddy. If I would mom I would bitch him out... Just saying.


Off today hehe