Path of the Patient

Hello everyone!

I want to start a new thread for people without a beta key to kill some time.

I hope there doesnt exist such a thread already.

I start with a sentence and the next one copys and continues it.

Maybe we can create a funny story. Here it goes:


I was waiting for my beta key when suddenly

I was waiting for my beta key and suddenly
a unicorn appeared to me out of nowhere and said

moo

I was waiting for my beta key and suddenly
a unicorn appeared to me out of nowhere and said
Moo.
I was confused to why a Unicorn made cow noises so I looked the unicorn in the eyes and asked it

how its insides taste? as I severed its neck with my sword.

I did not know of the unicorn curse at the time. Since then, every night

"

Voragain wrote:

I did not know of the unicorn curse at the time. Since then, every night

I've cut baby unicorns throats with a

Potato peeler. And have found myself craving

"

Loex wrote:

Potato peeler. And have found myself craving

blood since then, lord have mercy on my

cock. the poor thing has hens pecking at its