New Uber Lab Trials

Trial of Excitable Mimes

Trial of Indigestible Flan

Trial of Steve Buscemi

Twial of Wascally Wabbits

Trial of a Really Pissed Off Bear

Trial of Turntables and a Microphone

Trial of Over Ripe Tomatoes

Echoing Trial Trial Trial Trial Trial trial tria...

Trial of Raging Aarvarks

In Top Hats

Trial of Sandpaper in your Underwear

Trial of Flatulent Old Ladies

I'll take "Swords" for two hundred Alex.
-Faux Sean Connery
Last edited by Lightning_Wolf on Jul 26, 2016, 12:19:04 PM
Last bumped on Jul 28, 2016, 3:04:43 PM
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Trial Steve Buscemi


Uh-oh.
Fake Temp League Elitists LUL
No Trial of Trials?

I am disappoint!

Peace,

-Boem-
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
Trial of Quitting Rage
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Trial of Turntables and a Microphone

This is where it's at.
Face it, all of your suggestions are worse than this idea:
http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/657756
Trial of Tribulation.
Trial of Tribbles

I'll take "Swords" for two hundred Alex.
-Faux Sean Connery
Trial of Salty Dicks

You are constantly bombarded by angry players who will insult you in every way conceivable as well as receive messages from an army of low ballers who want your items for cheap. You will also receive a constant stream of unsolicited party invites.

None of this can be disabled.

At the end of the trial, 4-6 other players will join your party with CoC Discharge builds to lock up your screen. They will also insult you and grab all of the loot.
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SasoriOtoko wrote:
Trial of Salty Dicks

You are constantly bombarded by angry players who will insult you in every way conceivable as well as receive messages from an army of low ballers who want your items for cheap. You will also receive a constant stream of unsolicited party invites.

None of this can be disabled.

At the end of the trial, 4-6 other players will join your party with CoC Discharge builds to lock up your screen. They will also insult you and grab all of the loot.


LOL!

Which brings me to...

Trial of Social Justice Warriors

You'll be required to group with at least two SJWs, which of course use Flicker Strike, CoC, or necro builds, and make you supply the Vaal Fragments. They'll first complain about your loot drop privilege, then they'll accuse you of cheating, at which point they'll kick you from the group right before Atziri. The next day they'll name shame you on the forum with disposable accounts, then name shame you on Reddit. And finally, somehow through their SJW powers they'll blackmail poe.trade into blocking your account.
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▒▒▒▒░░░░░ cipher_nemo ░░░░░▒▒▒▒ │ Waggro Level: ♠○○○○ │ 1244
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Last edited by cipher_nemo on Jul 28, 2016, 11:19:00 AM
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cipher_nemo wrote:
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SasoriOtoko wrote:
Trial of Salty Dicks

You are constantly bombarded by angry players who will insult you in every way conceivable as well as receive messages from an army of low ballers who want your items for cheap. You will also receive a constant stream of unsolicited party invites.

None of this can be disabled.

At the end of the trial, 4-6 other players will join your party with CoC Discharge builds to lock up your screen. They will also insult you and grab all of the loot.


LOL!

Which brings me to...

Trial of Social Justice Warriors

You'll be required to group with at least two SJWs, which of course use Flicker Strike, CoC, or necro builds, and make you supply the Vaal Fragments. They'll first complain about your loot drop privilege, then they'll accuse you of cheating, at which point they'll kick you from the group right before Atziri. The next day they'll name shame you on the forum with disposable accounts, then name shame you on Reddit. And finally, somehow through their SJW powers they'll blackmail poe.trade into blocking your account.


You forgot the part where you get harassed by 12 year old redditors, and they will constantly create similar named chars as your and do some scam, rape and pillage, so GGG wil mistakenly ban you permanently.

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