Behind the scenes at the Arena

Barkhul: Another exile is coming.
Daresso: Again?
B: I think this is the one we've already been killed by twice.
D: Don't worry, our ingenious traps will stop her this time.
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<Barkhul looks doubtful>
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B: OK, she fell in to one of our traps. What should we do now?
D: Send out the rooster demons!
B: Rooster demons ... you mean those chickens with hands?
D: Yes, those are really creepy. Ewww.
B: I'd love to watch them peck her to death!
D: No, they don't peck, fool. They have hands. They will slap her to death.
B: Oh. Ok. RELEASE THE CHICKENS WITH HANDS.
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B: Uhhh, boss, she already killed the chickens.
D: OK, send out the same chickens, except this time give them a different name. Try 'Talon Demons'. That way she'll know for sure they have hands and will be too creeped out to fight.
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B: Um, she killed those ones too. I guess she probably didn't see their names had changed, right?
D: That must be it. OK, this time give them bows. She'll have to notice the hands then.
B: RELEASE THE CHICKENS WITH BOWS.
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B: OK, the chickens with bows are also dead. What now?
D: Release the same demons as before, except this time give them no bows.
B: Didn't we already try that?
D: Yes, but this time it will be different. I know it.
B: Last time we released 12. Should we try releasing more than 12?
D: No, of course not, fool! 12 is the correct amount of chickens with hands.
B: Well, here goes. RELEASE MORE CHICKENS WITH HANDS
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B: Those rooster demons are also dead.
D: Rooster demons? I wanted you to release Talon Demons, not Rooster Demons! No wonder they failed. Oh well, I think it's time to try a different tack. Do we have any of those dogs left?
B: The pitbull demons?
D: Yes, those ones. Release 12 pitbull demons. And give them each an axe to hold.
B: I don't think a dog can use an axe...
D: Don't argue with me fool, just do it.
B: Yes sir! RELEASE THE DOGS WITH AXES.
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B: Ok, those died too. We're out of demons for the moment.
D: No matter, just keep her trapped, and round up some more demons. 12 more should do the trick.
B: Err... Boss... we already opened the doors of the trap and let her out.
D: What? Why?
B: Well, she killed a lot of demons. That means we have to open the doors. Right?
D: Oh, ok, I guess you're right. But don't worry. The next trap will certainly get her!!
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Face it, all of your suggestions are worse than this idea:
http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/657756
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