[Fun] Creating 'pointless' Keystones

Trinity:

cannot damage opponents
your damage over time heals instead
friendly fire

All for one, one for all

Mirror Mirror:

Damage received is converted to cold, your cold resistance is 0.
You are frozen while chilled.
Reflect 100% of damage taken while frozen.

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Gary_GGG wrote:

Paradoxical Logic: Keystones assigned by you have no effect.

Flavour Text: "But it doesn't do anything." "No, it does nothing."

Going to change the keystone.


Paradoxical Logic: You cannont assign keystones. Keystones have double effect.

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markww wrote:

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Shagsbeard wrote:

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Gary_GGG wrote:

The Spartacus Protocol: Your character is now named Spartacus. You may only interact with other characters named Spartacus.

Flavour Text: "I'm Spartacus." "No, I'm Spartacus." "No, I'm Spartacus, and so is my wife!"

Would have been funnier with "Legolas" instead of "Spartacus"... but you might have needed some legal stuff to use that name "officially".

I suggest you watch the 1960 movie Spartacus starring Kirk Douglas. This suggestion was directly referencing a very famous scene from that movie.

I thought it was from Monty Python's Life of Brian. But they were probably parodying something else.

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sherkhan wrote:

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dudiobugtron wrote:

Inconspicuous Consumption: Regenerate 2% of Life per second when on Full Life.

Blood Rage abuse?

You're never at full life with Blood Rage. Unless I guess maybe during an Immortal Call.

Like a Rock-
Increase all armor by 50%
All attack and Cast Speed is converted to Armor
All movement speed is converted to Armor.

RNG:

You are unlucky when using skills. Enemies are lucky at damaging you.

Let it shine

- All items that drop are of the highest rarity tier possible
- can no longer party
- can not pick up items
- animated weapons attack you

Peace,

-Boem-

- Menace to Society -

Your pets can attack players in town.

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sherkhan wrote:

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dudiobugtron wrote:

Inconspicuous Consumption: Regenerate 2% of Life per second when on Full Life.

Blood Rage abuse?

More mundane than that unfortunately. I was thinking CI/Zealot's Oath ;)

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Unsteady Aim: Your attacks always miss.

The only one I can't figure out a use for. Maybe if you intend to pepper walls with EA?

That's what I was thinking. Should work on Frost walls too.

Also it might be nice for 'Word of spite' - so that the chilling ground always went the full distance.

I'm sure there are some other 'uses' for it as well. Tracer fire for your allies?

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nononononono wrote:

RNG: You are unlucky when using skills. Enemies are lucky at damaging you.

This would actually be pretty good for getting more consistent damage amounts for testing things.

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Rafein wrote:

Like a Rock-
Increase all armor by 50%
All attack and Cast Speed is converted to Armor
All movement speed is converted to Armor.

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Boem wrote:

- animated weapons attack you

and

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Megatyrant wrote:

Frogger: Outdoor zones have frogs. Wildlife have 20% increased attack/cast/movement speed.

Yes please.

Mental Instability: your minions do 20% more damage. When killing, 1% chance that all your minions turn against you for 10 seconds.