Ya'll have special names for some of the monsters you encounter often?

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SasoriOtoko wrote:

Plummeting Ursa: Just about any curse word that comes to mind since I hate those little bastards...mostly I call them little shit fuckers or cock knockers.

Any Enemy that Teleports Behind Me: Backdoor Mofo

Zana: Stupid bitch (or comments on her sexy voice if I'm drunk)

Monkeys: I hate monkeys. Whenever I see them on the screen I yell "FUCKIN' MONKEYS!!!". I...hate...monkeys. :-x

Haku: When I see him on maps I yell "Taola Moana GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Gull Birds: Slimy Shit Spitters

Yup. Just had a major giggle in my office; people walked by to see if I was choking. Love the Haku one!

i call those rock pile monsters, "gorignaks". that should be obvious.

for that multistriking groundslammer rogue exile (xandro blooddrinker, i think) when i meet him in a high-level map: "fuck, no!" (it is both what i say, and what i call him.)

Fucking snake (annoying snake)
Fucking Bameth (Bameth)
Fucking bird (bird)

etc.

Titty Bitches
Drop Bears
Lag Worms
Tar Zeds
Fire Doges
Puke Birds
Torr Olgosso, Champion of Strongboxes
Lightning Nopes
Spinner of Lost XP

Only two that I can think of.

Titty Shooters - Tentacle Miscreation
Stupid F**king Falling Bears - Plumetting Ursa

The Guardian of the Mound=David Bowie. Watch Labyrinth... You'll get it.

Don't really have too many of them, aside from using '*map name* boss' instead of the proper names of most map bosses, or characterizing some by their dangerous attacks ('chargers' for all charging enemies, 'leapers' for frog chimeras, 'flicker spiders', etc). You know, generic stuff, nothing with a personal flair or esoteric meaning.


But I do have one:

"Coward" - Daresso. Cuz yeah, the "legendary" "duelist" even in his own dreams has to hide behind magical swords that do way more damage than he does. Also sometimes called 'Wannabe Swordking'.

Titty bitches, of course.

Oyun = Onion

Some guy once gave me a chuckle when he called The Guardian of the Mound "Hyper Goat" lol

And after Daresso says, "A King of Swords is nothing if he cannot defend his crown" I call him Nothing. :)

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SasoriOtoko wrote:

Haku: When I see him on maps I yell "Taola Moana GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Ha! One time I saw him and said "Tala Moana my tallywhacker, motherfucker." No idea where that even came from. :)

TItty Bitches - A classic, Been around nearly as long as the mob has.

I call the drop bears, "Kamikaze Teddy Bears".

Machinegun chickens
Hurl birds
Pop up pos's
Turd flingers (monkeys)