FINALLY!! Video games for republicans!!

http://www.thegoparcade.com/game/science-fighter

I've beaten Charles Darwin, Al Gore, Kyoto Protocol, Stem Cell, Big Bang, and Bill Nye. I died to Paris Climate Agreement.

How about you?

Edit: Don't bother playing Thoughts and Prayers: The Game. I've tried like 20x and my thoughts and prayers keep saving 0 lives. Game is rigged.

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coatofarms wrote:

http://www.thegoparcade.com/game/science-fighter

I've beaten Charles Darwin, Al Gore, Kyoto Protocol, Stem Cell, Big Bang, and Bill Nye. I died to Paris Climate Agreement.

How about you?

Only made 3 million :-( But I did arrange some speaking engagements with Monsanto, Wal Mart, McDonald's, Coca Cola, BP.

The third try had an interesting twist:

So, I rescued a pair of golf clubs and do you know who they belonged to? Dick Cheney himself, Twelfth son of the Blackwater. Blue suit, power tie, .. striking. So, I'm in the stem cell lab with him, give him the driver and he tees off a big one. Broken beakers and flying bunsen burners everywhere.

Do you know what the Cheney says?

"Regime Change - Climate Change you gotta go where the dollars flow."

So we finish the lab, fix the divots in Bill Nye's head and I say, "Hey, Cheney, hey, how about a little something, you know, to Make the Country Great Again, you know."

And he says, "Oh, uh, I can't give you any financial enlightenment, but when you die, on your deathbed, your estate will be totally free of taxes."

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Cool story bro.

Hey, what's the boss after Paris Climate Agreement? I can't beat Paris Climate Agreement.

I made around 2 million. That's not even ten Hillary Wall Street speeches. Sad!

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Xavderion wrote:

I made around 2 million. That's not even ten Hillary Wall Street speeches. Sad!

I just made 10 million lol

Btw, I killed Paris Climate Agreement - CARBON EMISSIONS LIBERATED! (lol)