|✡| 7/7 |✡| Ξ UPDATED. Ξ What will you do if I give you 3k pure exalted ? (standard league)

Hookers and blow


and since I was raised to be polite, the first thing I'd do is say thank you

Log out.

Because, seriously.

Who gives a poop about standard league. Really.

New account, trade via proxy, [Removed by Support], give up on PoE and start something new... Buy beer, get happy.

*backs out quietly*

I'd love you forever and give everyone who helped me in POE a part of it!

Let's see...

0 - erect a platinum bust in your image in the middle of my living room (it would have a bird fountain too, and you'd be spitting water inside it). It would look something like this:


1 - split it with all my 2 buddies that also play
2 - proceed to buy a few high iLvl crafting bases
3 -


4 - proceed to try out every crazy-ass-fun-as-heck-horrible-clear-speed builds that I can think of due to my newly self-crafted OP items.

"

Log out.

Because, seriously.

Who gives a poop about standard league. Really.

A lot of ppl, including me. What's your reason to poop on such players? Do you feel like more of a player when not playing std or something?

Gear an uber killer and ruin the economy :D

make a toon on standard.
(im new and only got couple on perandus:)

I'd exalt every "good" rare I've been hoarding. Every one. Until they all had 6 mods.

I'd pay off my mortgage, buy a nice car, travel for a month and invest the rest wisely. Oh wait that's in real life.

To be honest I'd probably just refuse on the grounds that I play self found. Suddenly getting 300 times my current wealth would totally throw off my gameplay dynamic.