Make Path of Exile Great Again! #Drake2k16 #DrakeMakesPoEGreatAgain

Wreaclast you're stupid.

But it's okay I love the poorly educated. You don't realize that we have become the dumping ground of all the other games. But fear not, I am going to clean this place up. I know I can do it because my IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault. The beauty of me is that I’m very rich so you know you can trust me. Some may say that I am greedy, but that's the only way we win again. The point is, you can never be too greedy, just like you can never win too much.

So Ladies and Gentlemen, I am officially running for Valued Poster President and we are going to make our beloved Wraeclast great again!

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Here are my Top 10 Campaign Promises to you my constituent:

1) Build a FROST WALL along the southern border of Twilight Strand to keep away those filthy Casuals ruining Wraeclast. It will be taller than any ladder and one foot taller than the Great Wall of Highgate.

2) Make the CASUALS PAY for the Frost Wall. If the Casuals refuse, then the 0.1% of Players this game will stop coming up with Fresh FOTM Builds and the Casuals everywhere will be left forever helpless.

3) Make the it actually HARDER to get Level 100, the minimum it should take is 2-Months of Nolife-ing

4) Get rid of MASTER ROTATIONS and replace it with something "terrific" that is "so much better, so much better, so much better."

5) Target and kill the relatives of ALL terrorists SCAMMERS.

6) Rebuild Wraeclast's aging GAME ENGINE-- especially graphics that look like they belong in games made in the year 1999.

7) DEPORT all the Solo-Self-Found Players to their own Permanent League.

8) Poe.Trade will disappear and be replaced with an AUCTIONHOUSE finally.

9) Bring back the Wraeclast DREAM.

10) Start WINNING Again.

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StDrake wrote:

"We're going to win so much -- win after win after win -- that you're going to be begging me: 'Please, Mr. Drake, let us lose once or twice. We can't stand it any more.' And I'm going to say: 'No way. We're going to keep winning. We're never going to lose. We're never, ever going to lose."

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Wraeclast is in serious trouble, but don't worry I will make it great again. I promise. Thank you for your generous support.

Sadly, just like in RL, the casuals are already here. GGG is used to their money, there is no going back.

Nice effort though 8/10

:^)

You had me till i read Auction House.

@Miska
Here is what I said to the exact same sentiments expressed on my reddit post and it was also the first comment;

Sadly the current game is not the one I have supported for these past years. I don't have a problem with showing it through supporter packs but it gets harder and harder to justify Top Tier Pack purchases. I for one want a throwback to when it was great. When the struggle was real and getting that one drop completely had a different feeling than it does now.

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ziggro wrote:

You had me till i read Auction House.

I'm afraid we have already reached a point where it is needed to facilitate a growing player base.

This is gonna be tremendous.

Good read, had a laugh :)

10/10.

Will vote Trump Drake for Valued Poster President in this Valued Poster Presidential Preliminaries.

I was never needed in wreaclast, until i met StDrakeX. He saved me from casualization and made me win win and win some more.

Peace,

-Boem-

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7) DEPORT all the Solo-Self-Found Players to their own Permanent League.

YES PLZ I BEG YOU PLZ MAKE IT HAPPEN !!!

We will be finally able to distinguish pros from scrubs.

ps. Steel is best PoE player not Enub :D