DUDE! Who ate my sandwich?

So I came home from a marathon day at work. All I wanted was a sandwich so I made a beautiful turkey sammy with some nice Monterrey Jack and Swiss cheese. I even went so far as to put spinach and avocado slices on it. Before I ate this glorious masterpiece, I put it in the fridge as to keep it cool and had a shower to wash away the coffee smell that was very present (12 hours worked).

I got super engrossed with the warm shower as its been -7 past few days so I left the sandwich unattended for ~20 minutes.

Got out. Got dressed. Pet my kitty who I had ignored since I got home cause, well, I was in SANDWICH mode.

Finished the pet-a-thon and went to grab the sammy BUT to my dismay, it was gone!!!

I frantically went looking for this testament to herbal genius and it was just not present.

With haste, I ran to the computer room, turned on computer and started looking for the plate that I had used to put the sammy on..

I FOUND it...

with the avocado slices ripped off and only the crust surviving what I perceived as grand theft.

I punched the blonde subject about 4 times and decided to play PoE so I could kill things and not resort to more punching.

TO BOOT- Opened Atziri map, got pretty close to Ziri's chambers then my power went out so I lose the rest of the map.

Disgruntled over the lack of my sandwich and losing my map while also having NO POWER, I went to bed.

This is my story.

TL;DR- Don't leave sandwiches unattended. Boys will eat ANYTHING they see.

Make a new one?

Smoke herb + eat new sandwich.

Relish.

Peace,

-Boem-

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Boem wrote:

Make a new one?

Smoke herb + eat new sandwich.

Relish.

Peace,

-Boem-

Smoked more herb but didn't want to move. Was angry. Bedded.

I relish your comments, sir. I surely do.

More herb is always the answer

Haha, I made a Sandwich last sunday, it still in the fridge, i think it's not healty eat it (this morning when I open the fridge i see it covered with some green stuff).

What can I say? I live alone...

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Melissa_GGG wrote:

All I can offer :

Edit: I made myself hungry, and we don't get decent Turkey meat down here...

That seems bizarre to me. Then again, 'Murka has 50 cent a pound giant ass turkeys for two months of the year... I eat that shit all the time. I can't imagine life without it.

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Charanjaydemyr wrote:

And talking about food matters to Muricans because it's one of those neutral topics they use to sidestep discussing everything that's shit and fucked about their country. I've encountered this WAY too many times in my travels and interactions with two sets of Murican 'in-laws' to ignore it.

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Charanjaydemyr wrote:

And somewhere between 'dude who ate my sandwich' and 'turkey', our resident creep from Austria not-so-subtly called female GGG staff 'fat and alien'.

Like I said: CLASSY STUFF OT.

Very classy indeed.

*wink wink nudge nudge*



Peace,

-Boem-

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