Terrible Off-Topic Poetry

Evening all,

Simple premise. You create some short-ish poetry, rotating topics. You like a poem? Grace it with one of these:



Topic of the day:

20th Jan - Awkward Family Encounters
21st Jan - Things you shouldn't do at work
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Best of luck in the future!
Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on Jan 21, 2016, 12:03:07 AM
Awkward Family Encounters

I once visited my Uncle Stan,
Who had 2 daughters fair,
I know they were my cousins,
But I was young and didn't care.

The older one, Bethany, often gave me the eye.
But it was the younger, Stephanie, that always made me sigh.

One day, in their company,
We daringly skinny-dipped,
The hardest thing I've ever done,
Was not watching while they stripped.

We frolicked for an hour,
Until the water grew cold,
As night fell in, Stephanie grabbed my hand,
She was feeling very bold.

"Tonight" she whispered in my ear,
I grew rigid with shock and worry,
I waited until they had clothed and left,
Then dressed myself in a hurry.

After dinner we all retired,
I left my bedroom door ajar,
Could this be my chance to finally touch,
The girl I'd admired from afar.

I knew, of course, that this was wrong,
She was my cousin, this was a crime,
But I shoved aside all my concerns,
It was almost time.

I heard a stealthy step,
On the floorboards outside my door.
I closed my eyes in anticipation,
I strained with both my ears.

Then it came, that secret moment,
I felt lips caressing mine,
This was a sensation I'd not forget,
I'd carry it with me for all time.

I'd touch her face with my fingertips,
Then draw her into my embrace,
I'd hold her close and whisper to her,
And feel her heart race.

I was ready, I was prepared,
I started to enact my plan,
I tentatively opened up my eyes,
Er.. I'm being kissed by Uncle Stan.
== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==

Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years.

Best of luck in the future!
Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on Jan 20, 2016, 10:49:45 PM
I can't rhyme.. apart from the typical 16 bars me and my friends did coz we thought rapping was cool -.- but, this is interesting :)
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100% fictional? :D
Nait the user and abuser of the language barrier unfold
a story to be told of old

In days gone past he had experience in the courting of cousins
He threw about a wink and a loving eye while foolishly pointing towards the junk in his trunk.

Unaware of his Uncle's gaze he continued the affair.

Peace,

-Boem-
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
I am the Great Mighty Poo
and I'm goign to thro my shit at you
A huge supply of tish
comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat, you little twat?

Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know wich creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely gin?
Have some more caviar!

Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag-nut
When I knock you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Things you shouldn't do at work

Waking up hungover,
Stumbling into work,
Staring down another day,
God my head sure hurts.

Thankfully its early,
Hardly anyone here,
Without a coffee I know this all will be too much to bear.

Over to the coffee machine,
Grab my cup from off the shelf,
Tamp the grinds,
Froth the milk,
Ooops, I shat myself.

Fuck.

== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==

Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years.

Best of luck in the future!

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