What would you do for a beta key ... theoretically

Another random post about a random topic to help pass the time. Not surprised if this has been done before but here it goes.

What would you do for a beta key?

If you, like myself, has spent countless minutes of the day dreaming about playing a seemingly classic dungeon crawler just to find yourself drooling over PoE, you've probably thought of the crazy things you might be made to do given someone waved a beta key over your head with a stick...

if it meant getting into the beta I probably wouldn't be ashamed to, for instance, light my neighbor's dog on fire... theoretically of course :)

I would give up a kondike bar

i'd let chuck norris punch me.

I would let this woman have her way with me for a beta key.

Her tongue has some potential, I'll give her that

You see this... I would apply the edge to a part of my body and give myself a paper cut.

Thats how bad i want a key.

I would watch 'The Room' and 'Birdemic' one after the other, and actually try to convince people that the cinematography is genius.

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MrBautista wrote:

i'd let chuck norris punch me.

I'd punch Chuck Norris

I'd drag my cock through a mile of glass while having to hear Rebecca black's friday, while I'm trying to hear the beta key through a walkie talkie.

i would be ur own personal bitch for a beta key