Thought this email i got was funny

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scriptmonkey wrote:

So i decided to share. For the record I'm not all that much into politics. Take this joke with a grain of salt.

Spoiler

> I was travelling between Toronto and Peterborough the other day when a
> tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only
> option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
> The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window,
>
> "Need a lift?"
> "Yes, I sure do," I replied.
> "You a Liberal or Conservative," asked the old man.
> “Conservative," I replied.
> "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
>
> Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
> Again, I gave the same answer, “Conservative."
> The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
>
> I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since
> this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be very few
> Conservatives.
>
> The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
> She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Liberal or Conservative.
> " Liberal " I shouted." Hop in!" replied the blonde.
>
> Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in
> the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts,
> and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
>
> Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
> She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I
> jumped out.
> "What's the matter?" she asked.
> *"I can't take it anymore," I replied.......*
>
> *"I've only been* *a Liberal* *for five minutes and already I want to screw
> somebody".*