The worst jokes - by worst I mean best.
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What did the programmer get for his exams?
C++ Please submit the worst and cheesiest jokes you have. Best joke gets 100 internets From the land of new zeal. Just here to stalk the forums.
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What's red and invisible?
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No tomatoes!
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Amazing! 20 internets. :)
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Part 2
What did the programmer get for his exams? F https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_(programming_language) From the land of new zeal. Just here to stalk the forums.
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Ps, I realize my jokes are actual worst, please submit worse ones to make mine look...not as terrible.
100 internets are at stake! From the land of new zeal. Just here to stalk the forums.
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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.” I didn't make this one up but its great. From the land of new zeal. Just here to stalk the forums.
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Why was the mushroom great at parties?
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Because he's a Fungi
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What's increasingly red and visible?
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Bex after telling her "what's red and invisible" joke at a party
tihihihihi What did the chicken say to the duck?
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Are you tokking to me?
Peace, -Boem- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
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What did the stoner say to his invisible friend?
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what are you toking about??
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" Wow, that was quite good 50 internets! From the land of new zeal. Just here to stalk the forums.
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