You Know You're Playing Standard When...

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Phrazz wrote:
...When you're able to progress in game, and you still got time to take care of your job, life, girl and friends.


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Phrazz wrote:
...When you're able to progress in game, and you still got time to take care of your job, life, girl and friends.
When you see collosal titan sized toons chilling out in town, dancing and exuding their possessive daemons from their amulets. ∑(゚Д゚)
The Gemling Queen favours 'NotACuckRoach'.

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Everyone plays in Standard. Only a few people, by some reason are too afraid to admit it.
Even the DEVs play in Standard ;)
What do you mean that the league is not rewarding or fun? You put in 5 useless items in the device and you get 1 useless item... Oh wait!
/Talisman League(2015/2016)


Oh look, Synthesis League(2019) = Talisman League all over again.
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Duchan wrote:
When you get to cruel act 3 without allocating any passive skill points and half the things you're wearing you have since lvl 2.


I did this out of humor a time or two. Equip lvl 1 gear. Get to 45, update gear. Update at 60, 70 respectively. All from your bank.

Oh yeah, vendor 6 legacy facebreakers over 950 because trading isn't worth the effort.

No one wants to buy 1,000 chromes at a 10:1 chaos ratio. They just rot in a bank toons inventory.
There comes a time thief when jewels cease to sparkle, gold loses it's luster, throne room becomes a prison, and all that's left is a father's love for his child. - King Osric
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Phrazz wrote:
...When you're able to progress in game, and you still got time to take care of your job, life, girl and friends.


This.

All the passive aggressive, ridiculous, and extreme stuff people are listing here only apply to rich players who have amassed a fortune of gear and high level toons, and are therefore bored. As a rule that means they've played thousands of hours. The vast majority of players of ANY game don't get to that point, and the vast majority of games don't have content that lasts that long.

So go play the temp leagues, have tons of fun losing everything every 3 months, and leave those of us who don't use PoE progress as a measure of our own egos alone, thanks.
We're all in this leaky boat together, people.
Last edited by demon9675 on May 19, 2015, 5:52:50 PM
You Know You're Playing Standard When...

when you try to enter to trade 1 but is full you stay in trade 7
then you are spammed with 6 links

then you leave that league coz you dont play with you jobber toons
and return to HC where the game is actually fun and players actually buy stuff from you

Someone PM you and telling you your 800% facebreaker and 36% multi maligos are worthless pos.

Someone links you a 250% shav's and telling you your pos 199% shav's is worth no more than 22ex and his shav's is worth more than your pos 5 times over.

Yea leaving 5 link on the ground.

Vendoring 1-3 chaos uniques

And someone linking 6 different mjolners with 5 other acuities.

And buying a rare bow for 250ex.
The real hardcore PoE players and the elites sit in town and zoning in and out of their hideouts trading items. Noobs that don't know how to play PoE correctly, kill monsters for items. It's pure fact, it will never change.

Welcome to PoE.
And I didn't feel anything getting an eternal drop last night.
And has been using my exalts on some random rares I picked up with so-so stats.
The real hardcore PoE players and the elites sit in town and zoning in and out of their hideouts trading items. Noobs that don't know how to play PoE correctly, kill monsters for items. It's pure fact, it will never change.

Welcome to PoE.
When everyday you get the most outrageous lowballs in the history of man.

"I pay 160ex pure for Carrion Braid, ok?"

"Get rich or die grinding"

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