Return of the Haiku
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Character themed Haiku, because why the fuck not?
Scion: Dressed in blue finery she travels Wraeclast righting wrongs talking incessantly == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 == Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on May 10, 2015, 6:37:30 PM
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I've posted this previously, but here is a Haku haiku.
Talamoana, Find the Karui Spirit. Then slaves may walk free. | |
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Marauder
He kind of looks Maori But he has an emo haircut Also needs a bra Haku My unbalanced missions Caused much player frustration Rocks fall and you die == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 == Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on May 10, 2015, 6:37:20 PM
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I'm killing this mob
Oh crap, it's desync again Shit shit shit shit shit You make my ochinchin go doki doki.
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Shadow
Witty one liners Daggers tipped with swift justice Listens to emo rock Duelist Talented swordsman Champion of the people Wears stupid red shirt Templar Pious Man of God Wears no pants or underwear (Keep away from kids) == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 == Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on May 10, 2015, 6:37:12 PM
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" https://youtu.be/ZgfuFwWvH88?t=2m55s | |
"5-7-6, disqualified "This one too. When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted. Last edited by ScrotieMcB on May 10, 2015, 9:35:02 PM
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'emo' qualifies as 1 syllable. If you don't like it, make your own.
EDIT: Dammit, only 1 website agrees with me - all the others say 2. So, you're right. I stand by my other assertion though, make your own. Witch Kill a bunch of kids? The only thing they notice Is my blow job knees == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 == Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on May 10, 2015, 9:53:56 PM
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emo does not qualify as 1 syllable, if it does then I have never spoken a word of English in my life
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" http://writeahaiku.com/# Type it, I dare you. I will honestly admit, I was being too lazy to count my own syllables. Yes, that is hypocritical considering what my job is. == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 == Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on May 10, 2015, 11:30:30 PM
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