Giveaway - Closed
Ticking along well so far :) I'm stuck at work for the next few hours waiting for some students to turn up for a remedial class, so I'll check in periodically.
I'm bored :( 'Twas a Dark and Stormy night, On the wave cracked sandy shore, I dragged my bedraggled carcass, Out of the dampening roar. There I saw a shipwrecked man, His face cut with the pain he bore, He spied that fact I had no pants, and yelled "Stay away you whore!" Oh for all, what should I do? How can I be a hero? How can I save this tormented land? When undergarments I have zero? As he yelled a moan did start, An eerie rattling sound, With curled and hooked talon hands, A zombie rose from off the ground. Advancing in a shambling way, It fell upon the shipwrecked man, Slightly misjudged it unfortunately, And on his crotch it did land. It was kind of funny as I watched, The ravenous zombie tore and chewed, If it hadn't been so dark and stormy, It would have been censored for being lewd. I decided not to interfere, (After all - he called me whore), And as the zombie ripped off his nuts, I figured "This settles the score." Oh for all, what should I do? How can I be a hero? How can I save this tormented land? When undergarments I have zero? Now I wander the twilight strand, Hoping to find some panties, If I could have known that this would come, I'd not have worn something so scanty. But first a witch and then a whore, All these names I'm called. It could be worse I supposed, At least I'm not an opinionated, stuck up bitch like that Scion. Oh for all, what should I do? How can I be a hero? How can I save this tormented land? When undergarments I have zero? Oh for all, what should I do? How can I be a hero? How can I save this tormented land? When undergarments I have zero... == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 == Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on Mar 14, 2015, 4:26:28 AM
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Bump because we need to fund MoonYu's sequel, goddamit.
== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==
Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! |
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" Damn right. The first book must get out there at all costs so people will demand a sequel. |
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A self serving bump.
Did more work on the sequel today. Its turning into an almost complete rewrite, but I think the storyline will be much better for it. |
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It's going poorly.
Maybe I should have put it in Community Showcase with a better competition. Only 5.5 hours left for entries. == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==
Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! |
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I just linked it in Community Showcase. Give it some more time.
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Closed!
Metronomy Jez Afrocomrade Monstamunch Boem Do you guys want to PM me your email addresses? I'll send the Amazon gifts out tomorrow when I get to work. == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==
Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! |
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAQ I MISSED IT
I really wanted a copy of this book actually =( |
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Its only $2.99(usd)
I get that the US dollar has risen against most other currencies in the world, but its still not much. |
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Ha, better get writing then, I am sure I can add another winner to the list :)
== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==
Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! |
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