Giveaway - Closed

Ticking along well so far :) I'm stuck at work for the next few hours waiting for some students to turn up for a remedial class, so I'll check in periodically.

I'm bored :(

'Twas a Dark and Stormy night,
On the wave cracked sandy shore,
I dragged my bedraggled carcass,
Out of the dampening roar.

There I saw a shipwrecked man,
His face cut with the pain he bore,
He spied that fact I had no pants,
and yelled "Stay away you whore!"

Oh for all, what should I do?
How can I be a hero?
How can I save this tormented land?
When undergarments I have zero?

As he yelled a moan did start,
An eerie rattling sound,
With curled and hooked talon hands,
A zombie rose from off the ground.

Advancing in a shambling way,
It fell upon the shipwrecked man,
Slightly misjudged it unfortunately,
And on his crotch it did land.

It was kind of funny as I watched,
The ravenous zombie tore and chewed,
If it hadn't been so dark and stormy,
It would have been censored for being lewd.

I decided not to interfere,
(After all - he called me whore),
And as the zombie ripped off his nuts,
I figured "This settles the score."

Oh for all, what should I do?
How can I be a hero?
How can I save this tormented land?
When undergarments I have zero?

Now I wander the twilight strand,
Hoping to find some panties,
If I could have known that this would come,
I'd not have worn something so scanty.

But first a witch and then a whore,
All these names I'm called.
It could be worse I supposed,
At least I'm not an opinionated, stuck up bitch like that Scion.

Oh for all, what should I do?
How can I be a hero?
How can I save this tormented land?
When undergarments I have zero?

Oh for all, what should I do?
How can I be a hero?
How can I save this tormented land?
When undergarments I have zero...

== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==

Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years.

Best of luck in the future!
Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on Mar 14, 2015, 4:26:28 AM
Bump because we need to fund MoonYu's sequel, goddamit.
== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==

Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years.

Best of luck in the future!
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Bump because we need to fund MoonYu's sequel, goddamit.


Damn right. The first book must get out there at all costs so people will demand a sequel.
A self serving bump.


Did more work on the sequel today. Its turning into an almost complete rewrite, but I think the storyline will be much better for it.
It's going poorly.

Maybe I should have put it in Community Showcase with a better competition.

Only 5.5 hours left for entries.
== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==

Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years.

Best of luck in the future!
I just linked it in Community Showcase. Give it some more time.
Closed!

Metronomy
Jez
Afrocomrade
Monstamunch
Boem

Do you guys want to PM me your email addresses? I'll send the Amazon gifts out tomorrow when I get to work.
== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==

Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years.

Best of luck in the future!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAQ I MISSED IT

I really wanted a copy of this book actually =(
Its only $2.99(usd)

I get that the US dollar has risen against most other currencies in the world, but its still not much.
Ha, better get writing then, I am sure I can add another winner to the list :)
== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==

Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years.

Best of luck in the future!

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