New player looking for guild/community/friends/one night stand

Hello all

I'm relatively new to Path of Exile, and getting very lonely, and would like some friends (or strangers) to whisper sweet nothings to from time to time, and/or play the game with. I play hardcore pretty much exclusively (coming from the Diablo series), and currently have a level 24 witch. I have erratic play times due to my job, but am typically on evenings and nights, sometimes during the day, generally if I'm online, I'm usually online, otherwise I am not.

Other than that, I like to think I make a mean pancake, I am terrible at puns, coloring excites me, I love dinosaurs, robo-spiders terrify me, and if I had just one superpower, it would be the ability to transform anything into french onion soup.

I am not sure how people contact people in the game, but if you'd like to be my friend(s), I would very much appreciate it.

Thanks!