How I lost my virginity...

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I'll let you know when it happens...

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Actually I'm saving myself


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For a ritual involving this...

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
So you wish to be possessed and sacrificed. Never to have the experience of true union ever. Good job.
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HermitDragon wrote:
So you wish to be possessed and sacrificed. Never to have the experience of true union ever. Good job.


Oh no, no,no! No death, just a nice ritual.

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
Pretty sure you can get that paid for if you are willing to have it filmed.
I'm sorry. But those sorts of rituals always demand a sacrifice sooner or later. Satisfaction never achieved.
I lost my virginity when I wore zip up jeans without underwear.

Sorry did I say virginity, I meant foreskin.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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HermitDragon wrote:
I'm sorry. But those sorts of rituals always demand a sacrifice sooner or later. Satisfaction never achieved.


Guess I'll just have to look forward to being disappointed then...

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and bring someone along to serve as the sacrifice
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
Virginity is overrated.
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Hardlicker wrote:
I lost my virginity when I wore zip up jeans without underwear.

Sorry did I say virginity, I meant foreskin.


not wearing any underwear can really do that?

I guess my mother was right afterall
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