Write a poem, get free unique item. (BO listed as well for the non-creative)

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BOs higher than 1c/1fuse etc is not involved in the poetry challenge. Simply can't afford it.

Your eyes did not deceive you. Since I have multiple of many uniques and I want to sell them, if you don't want to spend currency on it (for example if you're just collecting like me) simply write a tiny poem about the item and it's yours, no charge. In exchange I'd like to put the poem in this post as well so people can have fun reading them and get some inspiration.


If you have a poem, simply post it in the thread, and I'll reach out to you. If I don't notice it because of work and blahblah, feel free to pester me in-game. I never use /DND.

Submitted Poems:
Spoiler

(Important note. This is true, but the author is my girlfriend, that should make it less creepy. She claimed the highest rolled Facebreakers)

"
NotNora wrote:
I know what annoys you
I know how to make you cry
I don't know how to write a poem
But I might aswell try.

I know where you live
I know your full name
I don't know why you don't like makrell i tomat
But I know it's a shame

You better hide from me, bitch<3



"
Darkblitz9 wrote:


Templar Blacksmith (The Anvil)

Darkness falls over the chapel smithy this day,

the armies of evil now enter the fray,

with monsters, undead, demons, and wraiths,

forge your perseverance on the Anvil of Faith.
-------------------------------------------------

Uprising (Wings of Entropy)

Looking o'er the battle range,

finding the combat not entirely strange,

the people, replacing the leaders with those they arrange,

Fire and Anarchy are the most reliable agents of change.
---------------------------------------------------

The Contract (Pledge of hands, just for fun, because I really like the result)

Enemies march, taking your towers,

the promise made will force them to cower,

a deal with the dark, your soul be devoured

to shake a hand is to double your power.




"
chrisluissanc wrote:
Welcome to Wraeclast a place of hope and of fear
filled with a sea of tears.

left behind after all these years
the karui way is barley here;

we hope, we pray
for one more day.

That this fleeting moment
is here to stay.

Our screams carve into the land from our dying clan,
the pain the remorse just a nothing part of our corpse.

our last cries damn his name and defiantly declare
WE WERE HERE... we were here.

And with a single word we are no more
Welcome Exile to his promise land!




"
Wargraves wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Some poems don't rhyme,
this one doesn't...



There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks would never scan.
When asked why,
he replied,
Because i always try to fit as many symbols into the last line as i possibly can.


Our RNGesus, who art in wraeclast, hallowed be thy flasks,
Thy Mjolner come, thy will be done,
on Upper Scepter as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily shavs,
and forgive us our mis-culls.
As we forgive those who lowball against us
And lead us not, into scrubcore,
but deliver us from piety

Amen brothers and sisters...


"
Theaa wrote:
A few poems written in Haku, the Karui poetic form, based on true stories about getting screwed over.


What pleasure, a Strongbox
no Scroll of Wisdom
Freezes you when activated.


A daily quest given by Zana
assist another master
Tala Moana, warrior.


A familiar sound, a ray of light
excitement abound
Infernal Mantle on the ground.


The boss finally defeated
Twinned Springs Map
item giveaway, Standard League.


Vaal brings down the hammer
Whirling Blades
or so your client thought.


New to Path of Exile
rate my build
zero increased life.



"
Steelgrey666 wrote:


A Splash of Jack
Everyone likes a giant splash
Even when it is a blood filled bash
The music is getting crazy
And Jack is certainly not lazy

Cut and cut for that love
As graceful as a flying dove
He provides all the blood
Isn't he the best bud

What a fantastic party
You don't have to be a smarty
To enjoy this crimson merriment
Just be alive for a moment

Everybody likes a splash of Jack
And with his blades he will hack
To provide a lovely carcass
He will just cut up ol Brutus



"
Steelgrey666 wrote:


Wings Of Entropy


Oh fly with the wings of chaos
Poison all those amongst us
Lay their flesh wide open
To allow the venom to take action

Oh fly with the wings of flame
The bright fires that remain untamed
Every swing turns them to ash
As they burn from every gash

What was one becomes two
A double slash as he flew
Two handed Axe this is not
But it seems his foes forgot

The wings of chaos and flame
they have all but one name
As they lay there all bloody
We call them the Wings of Entropy


"
Broken415 wrote:
VON (infractem decimation bow)

Darkness, despair, agony
Faith in life spirals down
Trapped in pure blackness
Yet a light shines above

A single wish to reach it
A wish that is miles away
Two wanderers pass by
Sunshine from one, chills from the other

A new life starts to begin
A life still filled with hardship
Yet, better than before
Because you are not alone

Heart starts to mend
Mind starts to believe
Sunshine and chills start to grow
Love enters your soul

Wish once again
Miles become feet
Sunshine and chills fade away
However, light shines down





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Last edited by OlaSarcasm on Oct 7, 2014, 3:27:55 PM
I know what annoys you
I know how to make you cry
I don't know how to write a poem
But I might aswell try.

I know where you live
I know your full name
I don't know why you don't like makrell i tomat
But I know it's a shame

You better hide from me, bitch<3
I'll pay the difference of the item suggested minus the amount via the poem if you'd like.



Templar Blacksmith (The Anvil)

Darkness falls over the chapel smithy this day,

the armies of evil now enter the fray,

with monsters, undead, demons, and wraiths,

forge your perseverance on the Anvil of Faith.
-------------------------------------------------

Uprising (Wings of Entropy)

Looking o'er the battle range,

finding the combat not entirely strange,

the people, replacing the leaders with those they arrange,

Fire and Anarchy are the most reliable agents of change.
---------------------------------------------------

The Contract (Pledge of hands, just for fun, because I really like the result)

Enemies march, taking your towers,

the promise made will force them to cower,

a deal with the dark, your soul be devoured

to shake a hand is to double your power.



IGN: Bravo_Thirsty
Last edited by Darkblitz9 on Sep 29, 2014, 2:18:15 PM
Welcome to Wraeclast a place of hope and of fear
filled with a sea of tears.

left behind after all these years
the karui way is barley here;

we hope, we pray
for one more day.

That this fleeting moment
is here to stay.

Our screams carve into the land from our dying clan,
the pain the remorse just a nothing part of our corpse.

our last cries damn his name and defiantly declare
WE WERE HERE... we were here.

And with a single word we are no more
Welcome Exile to his promise land!

i am not interested in gear on standered besides your misplaced carcassjack
Last edited by chrisluissanc on Sep 29, 2014, 2:22:17 PM
"
Darkblitz9 wrote:
I'll pay the difference of the item suggested minus the amount via the poem if you'd like.



Templar Blacksmith (The Anvil)

Darkness falls over the chapel smithy this day,

the armies of evil now enter the fray,

with monsters, undead, demons, and wraiths,

forge your perseverance on the Anvil of Faith.
-------------------------------------------------

Uprising (Wings of Entropy)

Looking o'er the battle range,

finding the combat not entirely strange,

the people, replacing the leaders with those they arrange,

Fire and Anarchy are the most reliable agents of change.
---------------------------------------------------

The Contract (Pledge of hands, just for fun, because I really like the result)

Enemies march, taking your towers,

the promise made will force them to cower,

a deal with the dark, your soul be devoured

to shake a hand is to double your power.




This was amazing. Contact me ingame for the Wings and Anvil, put them to good use.
Unfortunately I can't give away the Pledge, I had to edit in that BOs over 1fuse/1c can't be given away because I can't afford it :/

I really dig your poems though!
"
chrisluissanc wrote:
Welcome to Wraeclast a place of hope and of fear
filled with a sea of tears.

left behind after all these years
the karui way is barley here;

we hope, we pray
for one more day.

That this fleeting moment
is here to stay.

Our screams carve into the land from our dying clan,
the pain the remorse just a nothing part of our corpse.

our last cries damn his name and defiantly declare
WE WERE HERE... we were here.

And with a single word we are no more
Welcome Exile to his promise land!

i am not interested in gear on standered besides your misplaced carcassjack

misplaced? Is it unverified or something? It's yours if you want it, you wrote a poem.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Some poems don't rhyme,
this one doesn't...



There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks would never scan.
When asked why,
he replied,
Because i always try to fit as many symbols into the last line as i possibly can.


Our RNGesus, who art in wraeclast, hallowed be thy flasks,
Thy Mjolner come, thy will be done,
on Upper Scepter as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily shavs,
and forgive us our mis-culls.
As we forgive those who lowball against us
And lead us not, into scrubcore,
but deliver us from piety

Amen brothers and sisters...
"
Wargraves wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Some poems don't rhyme,
this one doesn't...



There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks would never scan.
When asked why,
he replied,
Because i always try to fit as many symbols into the last line as i possibly can.


Our RNGesus, who art in wraeclast, hallowed be thy flasks,
Thy Mjolner come, thy will be done,
on Upper Scepter as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily shavs,
and forgive us our mis-culls.
As we forgive those who lowball against us
And lead us not, into scrubcore,
but deliver us from piety

Amen brothers and sisters...

thanks! PM me in-game sometime with the item you want.
A few poems written in Haku, the Karui poetic form, based on true stories about getting screwed over.


What pleasure, a Strongbox
no Scroll of Wisdom
Freezes you when activated.


A daily quest given by Zana
assist another master
Tala Moana, warrior.


A familiar sound, a ray of light
excitement abound
Infernal Mantle on the ground.


The boss finally defeated
Twinned Springs Map
item giveaway, Standard League.


Vaal brings down the hammer
Whirling Blades
or so your client thought.


New to Path of Exile
rate my build
zero increased life.
Life is fleeting!
"
Theaa wrote:
A few poems written in Haku, the Karui poetic form, based on true stories about getting screwed over.


What pleasure, a Strongbox
no Scroll of Wisdom
Freezes you when activated.


A daily quest given by Zana
assist another master
Tala Moana, warrior.


A familiar sound, a ray of light
excitement abound
Infernal Mantle on the ground.


The boss finally defeated
Twinned Springs Map
item giveaway, Standard League.


Vaal brings down the hammer
Whirling Blades
or so your client thought.


New to Path of Exile
rate my build
zero increased life.

a human with humor, take your pick of my collection of "get from level 20 to 30 slightly faster" items.

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