Fart Emote Please (pretty please)

I miss farting on players like in WoW. If you guys could make this happen and even improve it by giving us a random sound effect from a bunch of types of farts, that would make me smile (it would just be gas)

You can do the following types of sound effects

*Squeeker (the kind women do when they try not to do it)
*Flapper (not to be confused with the clapper, although it might turn your lights on and off)
*Kaboomer (the kind you have when you drink water from Mexico)
*Beefy (powerful and manly)
*Splats (wet one)
*Silent but deadly (no sound but have green gas come out our character's ass)
*Staccoto (shortened and detatched)
*Rumbler (like rolling thunder)
*Anthem (sounds like music)

If anyone else has any suggestions I'd like to see them. I will add them to my OP and give you credit.

I would even be willing to create sound effects for free for you guys for this. I'm quite the pro at it.

Edit: Look what I found! It's a whole list of fart types:
http://www.fartnames.com/