Wait just a minute!
Dragon585 is a guy? Thought you were a chick.
And I_NO.....
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Posted byDeletedon Sep 21, 2014, 6:18:08 AM
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:_;
Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn
Sahl djahs afah
Mah morn narr
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Posted byCoconutdoggyon Sep 21, 2014, 6:35:22 AM
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As someone who has been doing the whole 'hey you're awesome online, let's see if this works in real life' since the late 90s (occasionally across continents), I can say one thing for sure: the more charming, witty and 'there' a girl seems online, the more likely she's a total slob in real life.
The logic is there, if you think about it.
This is, I have found, an excellent way to dissuade one's self from letting it get 'too' real.
I love my GF (we met on IRC long, long ago) but she's domestically retarded. My ex-wife from Diablo 1? The first time we met I spent a solid day cleaning her place simply because it was *too much* even for me. Chick I met in Denmark for a bit of a fling had a pretty gross bathroom. And so and so on.
Not saying your GGG was anything like this, but chances are....chances are.
That's what she said.
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Posted bytotalbacklineon Sep 21, 2014, 7:09:16 AM
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Gorgeous Gamer Girl. I met her on a dating site and she lives in my town. We exchanged numbers and did some texting back and forth. I really like her so far, and tbh I started to get a bit excited. She loves video games and anime and all the other cool shit I like and she is very pretty.
I convinced her to DL path of exile so we could slay some shit together. But when I asked her if she was ready to play tonight, she said she was going out. I asked where, and she said to the park. I asked why, and she said she was meeting someone...
FUCK
MY
PATHETIC
FUCKING
LIFE
Love comes in many different forms... You just have to sort out which one feels right ^.^
"Another... Solwitch thread." AST
Current Games: :::City Skylines:::Elite Dangerous::: Division 2
"...our most seemingly ironclad beliefs about our own agency and conscious experience can be dead wrong." -Adam Bear
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Posted bysolwitchon Sep 21, 2014, 7:12:42 AM
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Wow lots of dating advice here. Turns out her date was a total Dbag that basically used her for a ride to the casino. So I may yet still have a chance. Planning to meet early this week. She actually DL'd poe so I hope she's not fucking reading this 0_0
Some real doctor Phil's in OT. Love it.
@moon
DISCLAIMER!
The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone. Last edited by Dragon585 on Sep 21, 2014, 1:33:11 PM
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Posted byDragon585on Sep 21, 2014, 1:30:45 PM
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Wow lots of dating advice here. Turns out her date was a total Dbag that basically used her for a ride to the casino. So I may yet still have a chance. Planning to meet early this week. She actually DL'd poe so I hope she's not fucking reading this 0_0
Some real doctor Phil's in OT. Love it.
@moon
Just dont get her in the sack and then run. Thats not nice. Told ya that other guy wouldnt be competition. Now, make her happy, give her all your lootz and get her to lvl 100. She will thank you for it.
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Posted byDeletedon Sep 21, 2014, 1:49:53 PM
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Wow lots of dating advice here. Turns out her date was a total Dbag that basically used her for a ride to the casino. So I may yet still have a chance. Planning to meet early this week. She actually DL'd poe so I hope she's not fucking reading this 0_0
Some real doctor Phil's in OT. Love it.
@moon
Just dont get her in the sack and then run. Thats not nice. Told ya that other guy wouldnt be competition. Now, make her happy, give her all your lootz and get her to lvl 100. She will thank you for it.
Can't even get myself to 100 and have shit luck with loot. I'm a nice guy. I wouldn't hit and quit. Plus why would I want to do that to a beautiful girl that wouldn't judge me for my nerd addictions. That would be the dumbest thing I've ever done... and THAT is saying something.
DISCLAIMER!
The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone.
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Posted byDragon585on Sep 21, 2014, 2:05:57 PM
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Wow lots of dating advice here. Turns out her date was a total Dbag that basically used her for a ride to the casino. So I may yet still have a chance. Planning to meet early this week. She actually DL'd poe so I hope she's not fucking reading this 0_0
Some real doctor Phil's in OT. Love it.
@moon
Just dont get her in the sack and then run. Thats not nice. Told ya that other guy wouldnt be competition. Now, make her happy, give her all your lootz and get her to lvl 100. She will thank you for it.
Can't even get myself to 100 and have shit luck with loot. I'm a nice guy. I wouldn't hit and quit. Plus why would I want to do that to a beautiful girl that wouldn't judge me for my nerd addictions. That would be the dumbest thing I've ever done... and THAT is saying something.
Tell her to download ahk and bind /oos to a key.
She luv you long tyme. ;)
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Posted byDeletedon Sep 21, 2014, 4:03:30 PM
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As someone who has been doing the whole 'hey you're awesome online, let's see if this works in real life' since the late 90s (occasionally across continents), I can say one thing for sure: the more charming, witty and 'there' a girl seems online, the more likely she's a total slob in real life.
The logic is there, if you think about it.
This is, I have found, an excellent way to dissuade one's self from letting it get 'too' real.
I love my GF (we met on IRC long, long ago) but she's domestically retarded. My ex-wife from Diablo 1? The first time we met I spent a solid day cleaning her place simply because it was *too much* even for me. Chick I met in Denmark for a bit of a fling had a pretty gross bathroom. And so and so on.
Not saying your GGG was anything like this, but chances are....chances are.
Does that apply to yourself as well? ;)
I am the light of the morning and the shadow on the wall, I am nothing and I am all.
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Posted byCrackmonsteron Sep 21, 2014, 6:44:26 PM
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As someone who has been doing the whole 'hey you're awesome online, let's see if this works in real life' since the late 90s (occasionally across continents), I can say one thing for sure: the more charming, witty and 'there' a girl seems online, the more likely she's a total slob in real life.
The logic is there, if you think about it.
This is, I have found, an excellent way to dissuade one's self from letting it get 'too' real.
I love my GF (we met on IRC long, long ago) but she's domestically retarded. My ex-wife from Diablo 1? The first time we met I spent a solid day cleaning her place simply because it was *too much* even for me. Chick I met in Denmark for a bit of a fling had a pretty gross bathroom. And so and so on.
Not saying your GGG was anything like this, but chances are....chances are.
Does that apply to yourself as well? ;)
That's why I don't try to be charming.
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Posted byDeletedon Sep 21, 2014, 6:56:14 PM
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